ooh how about a good ol fashioned PLUS and MINUS post about last night
+find out Jane's Addiction is playing El Cid.
-People are lining up around noon while I'm stuck at work
+Drive by the line after work and it isn't that long
-bunch of people have wrist bands
+security says there is a good chance we will get in
+Five dollar guy is there entertaining people in line in a pink bandana, pink converse, jean short shorts and a boombox t shirt
+line moves
+Five dollar guy sells cigarettes and beers to people in lines. Takes off his shirt.
+Five dollar guy sells cigarettes and beers to people in lines. Goes to his van and comes back in black short shorts with a leopard print loincloth on the front
+line moves
+Security guard tells us we will be let in around 9:30
+Five dollar guy sells cigarettes and beers to people in lines. Goes to his van and comes back in a white linen suit, black n white shoes and white fedora over his pink bandana. He is also trying to unload some crap wine.
-Line hasn't moved
-It is 10
+Security makes a cut off in the line and tell several people behind me that there is no way they are getting in.
-it is almost 11.
-Security lets five more people in and tells us all to go home.
-five hours in line...for nothing
+go to my favorite liquor store, house of spirits.
+Pick up a sixer of Young's Double Chocolate Stout and this ginger beer stuff in shorty bottles
+I get to the counter and the clerk says, "Are you Joe?"
-I make a weird face and say, "yes. i am joe. how did you know"
+He holds up a printout from the internet with my face on it. My yelp review is on there with 5 stars, "This is you, right?"
+I smile and say, "Yes."
+He says, "Thank you" and all the other clerks say thank you.
+I say, "I don't remember what I wrote but I know it was nice because I love this place"
+He says, "What you wrote is very nice. Thank you Joe" and everyone says, "Bye, Joe!"
-The bill was over 20 bucks
-I get home and realize I bought non alcoholic ginger beer
+Young's Double Chocolate Stout is fucking yummy as hellfire
Woo
-People are lining up around noon while I'm stuck at work
+Drive by the line after work and it isn't that long
-bunch of people have wrist bands
+security says there is a good chance we will get in
+Five dollar guy is there entertaining people in line in a pink bandana, pink converse, jean short shorts and a boombox t shirt
+line moves
+Five dollar guy sells cigarettes and beers to people in lines. Takes off his shirt.
+Five dollar guy sells cigarettes and beers to people in lines. Goes to his van and comes back in black short shorts with a leopard print loincloth on the front
+line moves
+Security guard tells us we will be let in around 9:30
+Five dollar guy sells cigarettes and beers to people in lines. Goes to his van and comes back in a white linen suit, black n white shoes and white fedora over his pink bandana. He is also trying to unload some crap wine.
-Line hasn't moved
-It is 10
+Security makes a cut off in the line and tell several people behind me that there is no way they are getting in.
-it is almost 11.
-Security lets five more people in and tells us all to go home.
-five hours in line...for nothing
+go to my favorite liquor store, house of spirits.
+Pick up a sixer of Young's Double Chocolate Stout and this ginger beer stuff in shorty bottles
+I get to the counter and the clerk says, "Are you Joe?"
-I make a weird face and say, "yes. i am joe. how did you know"
+He holds up a printout from the internet with my face on it. My yelp review is on there with 5 stars, "This is you, right?"
+I smile and say, "Yes."
+He says, "Thank you" and all the other clerks say thank you.
+I say, "I don't remember what I wrote but I know it was nice because I love this place"
+He says, "What you wrote is very nice. Thank you Joe" and everyone says, "Bye, Joe!"
-The bill was over 20 bucks
-I get home and realize I bought non alcoholic ginger beer
+Young's Double Chocolate Stout is fucking yummy as hellfire
Woo