Dear Girls:
Nobody likes being told they resemble Victoria Beckham or Samantha Ronson, even if you mean this comparison favorably. If somebody does respond well to these proposed similarities, this person is undoubtedly afflicted with scabies, syphilis, scurvy, or worse.
Furthermore, upon intense review, your lunatic claims have been dismissed, with prejudice. Please read something other than "Star" Magazine in the future.
Best,
vexin_g.