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Ok, so I'm not that innocent..............................
(x) been drunk
(x) smoked pot
(x) kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) kissed a member of the same sex
( ) crashed a friend's car
( ) hit a friends car while driving another friends car
(x) Gotten high or drunk at work
(x) ridden in a taxi
(x) been in love
(x) had sex
(x) had sex in public
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight
(x) snuck out of my parent's house
(x) been caught masturbating
(x) peed on myself
(x) had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
(x) stole something from my job
( ) Cheated or been cheat on
( ) gone on a blind date
(x) had a crush on a teacher
( )Had a threesome
(x) Woken up in a friends bed naked
(x) skipped school
(x) slept with a co-worker
(x) cut myself on purpose
( ) had sex at the office
( ) been married
( ) gotten divorced
( ) had children
(x) lash out irrationally
(x) went to the movies just to make out in the backrow
(x) Gotten naked at a party to entertain people
(x) been to a party where there was an ugly stripper
(x Been physically attracted to a family member
(x) stayed on the phone all night
(x) pulled an all-nighter 2 nights in a row
(x) Called someone a racial term
(x) Gave a lapdance
(x) Smoked crack (chewy blunt)
(x) watched a porn
( ) Hooked up with a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend (oops..hehe)
(x) Went to work still drunk from the night before
( ) Made a "home video"
( ) had a bat mitzvah
(x) been high on life
( ) Spent money on sex
( ) walked in on my parents having sex
(x) have someone cum in your eye(i know someone who has)
(x) laugh so hard you threw up or peed
(x) walked home drunk at 4 am singing loudly and dancing
( ) been so drunk you woke up in another country
(x) Woken up in a strangers bed naked
(x) Had any type of sex in a moving vehicle of any sort, including airplanes
*You Try and see how innocent you are....*