Q. What do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs? A. A hard-on!
Q. What's the one thing missing from the Million Man March? A. An auctioneer.
Q. What's the difference between tires and black people? A. Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Q. How do you fit 50 black people in a car? A. Put a wellfare check in the glove compartment. Q. 50 Cubans? A. Tell them it floats. Q. 50 Jews? A. Two in the front seat, two in the back seat, and 46 in the ashtray. Q. 50 Mexicans? A. Hell if I know, but they figure it out!
Q. What time is it when the big hand is on the little hand? A. Bedtime at Neverland Ranch.
Q. Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson party favor? A. It's a big black snake that comes in a little white can.
Q. What did Davie Crocket say when he saw the Mexican army approaching the Alimo? A. "Hey! Who hired the roofers?"
Q. Why were there 3000 Mexicans at the Alimo? A. They only took two trucks.
Q. Why does Mexico have such a crappy Olympic team? A. Everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the States.
Q. Why do black people keep chickens in their back yard? A. To teach their kids how to walk.
Q. How do Chinese women name their babies? A. They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Q. If there's a black guy and a Mexican guy in a car, who's driving? A. The cop.
Q. What's black, white, red, and can't get through a revolving door? A. A nun with a spear in her head.
Q. What's blue and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool? A. A baby with slashed floaties.
Q. What's red and orange and sits at the top of the pool? A. Floaties with a slahed baby.
Q. How can you tell when you're in a gay church? A. Only half the congregation's on their knees.
Q. What do you call an Italian with no arms? A. A speech impediment.
Q. Did you hear about the new Italian tires? A. Dago on snow, Dago on ice, but when Dago flat, Dago "WOP WOP WOP"
Q. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar? A. A flamethrower.
Q. Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand? A. She needed the other hand to moan.
Q. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A. Because she was a woman.
Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read? A. Because he's black.
Q. Why are women bad at math? A. Because men keep telling us that this: |--------------| is 8 inches.
Q. What do you get when you throw a dead baby down the stairs?
A. A hard-on!
Q. What's the one thing missing from the Million Man March?
A. An auctioneer.
Q. What's the difference between tires and black people?
A. Tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Q. How do you fit 50 black people in a car?
A. Put a wellfare check in the glove compartment.
Q. 50 Cubans?
A. Tell them it floats.
Q. 50 Jews?
A. Two in the front seat, two in the back seat, and 46 in the ashtray.
Q. 50 Mexicans?
A. Hell if I know, but they figure it out!
Q. What time is it when the big hand is on the little hand?
A. Bedtime at Neverland Ranch.
Q. Did you hear about the new Michael Jackson party favor?
A. It's a big black snake that comes in a little white can.
Q. What did Davie Crocket say when he saw the Mexican army approaching the Alimo?
A. "Hey! Who hired the roofers?"
Q. Why were there 3000 Mexicans at the Alimo?
A. They only took two trucks.
Q. Why does Mexico have such a crappy Olympic team?
A. Everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in the States.
Q. Why do black people keep chickens in their back yard?
A. To teach their kids how to walk.
Q. How do Chinese women name their babies?
A. They throw pots and pans down the stairs.
Q. If there's a black guy and a Mexican guy in a car, who's driving?
A. The cop.
Q. What's black, white, red, and can't get through a revolving door?
A. A nun with a spear in her head.
Q. What's blue and orange and sits at the bottom of the pool?
A. A baby with slashed floaties.
Q. What's red and orange and sits at the top of the pool?
A. Floaties with a slahed baby.
Q. How can you tell when you're in a gay church?
A. Only half the congregation's on their knees.
Q. What do you call an Italian with no arms?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Did you hear about the new Italian tires?
A. Dago on snow, Dago on ice, but when Dago flat, Dago "WOP WOP WOP"
Q. What do you call a bouncer at a gay bar?
A. A flamethrower.
Q. Why did Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?
A. She needed the other hand to moan.
Q. Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A. Because she was a woman.
Q. Why can't Stevie Wonder read?
A. Because he's black.
Q. Why are women bad at math?
A. Because men keep telling us that this: |--------------| is 8 inches.
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