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I had Mike take a photo of my fencing bruises (from two weeks ago!), because this is what I do at work. I must be getting better; I got hit everywhere but the upper arm last time. I also made more touches. I enjoy occasionally running at top speed at my opponent to freak them out.
It's the part directly under the mole, the rest is bad lighting and the inside of my elbow. And where the fuck do those moles come from? I've got them in random places, and I know I didn't have any I was like 17 or something. I avoid the sun at all costs.
My new source of amusement is to show my bruises to someone and pretend to start crying like I'm in a Lifetime movie.
It's the part directly under the mole, the rest is bad lighting and the inside of my elbow. And where the fuck do those moles come from? I've got them in random places, and I know I didn't have any I was like 17 or something. I avoid the sun at all costs.
My new source of amusement is to show my bruises to someone and pretend to start crying like I'm in a Lifetime movie.