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Mar 06, 2010 02:27

HELLO, NEW FRIEND littlelinor FROM THE FRIENDING MEME. I AM SURPRISED THIS FRIENDSHIP DID NOT HAPPEN SOONER.

Anyway since I'm a creep, have a meme that I stole!


CAST

  1. Peridot
  2. Hei
  3. Alistair
  4. Shing
  5. Duke
  6. ...Izaya (OH I WENT THERE)
  7. Iria
  8. Zevran
  9. 11/11
  10. Chalcedony

** What would you do if... **

1 (Peridot) woke you up in the middle of the night?
Well, first I'd wonder why she existed in our world all of a sudden, then I'd wonder if I was hallucinating, then I"d go back to sleep.

Number 2 (Hei) asked you to go out with him?
I'd lol. Then tell him no, because I ship him with Amber (a one night stand, sure, but nothing more. Maybe. YOU'RE PRETTY, BOI)

Number 3 (Alistair) walked into the bathroom while you're showering?
AWKWARDNESS LEVEL HAS REACHED MAXIMUM CAPACITY

4 (Shing) announced s/he's going to marry 9 (November) tomorrow?
Brb, loling in my corner

5 (Duke) cooked you dinner?
I'd still be loling

6 (Izaya) was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Touch it. Maybe.

7 (Iria) suddenly confessed to be part of your family?
Goddamn, I knew we were related.

8 (Zevran) got into the hospital somehow?
:|

9 (November) made fun of your friends?
I'd laugh along. Because he's joking, right. RIGHT?

10 (Chalcedony) ignored you all the time?
Tap him on the shoulder. THAT SHOULD GET HIS ATTENTION RIGHT

** What would they do under the following circumstances? **

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 (Peridot) do?
Give me Soma. RIGHT? :(

You're on a vacation with number 2 (Hei) and manage to break your leg. What does 2 (Hei) do?
...Bandage it?

It's your birthday. What will 3 (Alistair) give you?
A ROSE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE GIVE ME A ROSE Uhhhh, good question.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 (Shing) do?
This is Shing we're talking about. He'd RUN RIGHT IN THERE and FIGHT THE FLAMES WITH HIS FIST and then carry me out bridal style. Probably.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 (Duke) do?
Make this face: :|

You're about to marry number 10 (Chalcedony). What's 6's (Izaya) reaction?
"HAHAHA AN UNDERAGE MARRIAGE" probably. The troll.

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 (Iria) cheer you up?
The exact same way I would cheer someone up. Then we would go shopping.

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 (Zevran) calm you down?
Sex. You know this is solution to everything.

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 (November) support you?
Clap. Lol what a douchebag.

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 (Chalcedony) do?
Probably get irritated and make this face: :|

** Relationship part **

Number 1 (Peridot) is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?
She's... cute?

2 (Hei) tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9 (November). Your reaction?
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You're dating number 3 (Alistair) and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?
HAHAHAHAHA. Probably very, very well.

Number 4 (Shing) loves number 9 (November) as well. What does that mean?
This means that Kohaku probably died. And that's a bad thing.

Will number 5 (Duke) and 6 (Izaya) ever kiss?
No. But it would be hilarious to see.

6 (Izaya) appears to be a player, s/he breaks many hearts. What do you do?
Be not surprised.

You had a haircut and 7 (Iria) can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?
"Oh man she is soooo jealous."

Number 8 (Zevran) thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell HER?
Lol wat. Zevran can get whoever he wants. Why is he thinking this.

Number 9 (November) is too shy to face you and confesses you her love by sending an e-mail. Now what?
I'd laugh. November? Shy?!

You spot 10 (Chalcedony) kissing number 1 (Peridot). How do you react?
CAL, YOU WOULD CHEAT ON PARAIBA?! I'm... sad. Now. :(

** Friendship part **

Could 1 (Peridot) and 6 (Izaya) be soulmates?
No. Izaya is too much of a troll.

Would number 2 (Hei) trust number 5 (Duke)?
Probably not.

Number 3 (Alistair) wants to go shopping, will 7 (Iria) come along?
Probably. If Iria gets a chance to make him blush and be awkward, then YES, probably.

Number 4 (Shing) is bored and pokes number 10 (Chalcedony). What happens after that?
"PLEASE DO NOT POKE ME, THAT IS CONSIDERED RUDE." "But we're frieeeeends 8D"

5 (Duke) and 1 (Peridot) are forced to go back to school together. What study will they pick?
Duke probably would... take the course WHY HUMANS SUCK 101 and Peridot would take BYROCKS LIKES LOLICON 371 because she's an expert on the subject.

If 6 (Izaya) and 3 (Alistair) cooked dinner, what would they make?
Alistiar would probably do some... stupid Ferelden dish and Izaya would lol at him.

7 (Iria) and 9 (November) apply for a job. What job?
Secret... agents?

8 (Zevran) gives 5 (Duke) a haircut. Is that okay?
Yes. Because Zevran is fabulous and if Alistair first assumed that Zevran's advice to him was going to be about hair, then we know this guy knows what he's doing.

9 (November) sketches what 6's (Izaya) perfect girlfriend should look like. Will 6 be happy?
Happy not in a genuinely happy way. Definitely. Then they'd probably banter.

10 (Chalcedony) and 8 (Zevran) are blushing while they talk. What is their conversation about?
Zevran... why would Zevran be blushing? His skin is too dark, or maybe this person who is asking me this question while they're hallucinating. But probably something like, OH, YOU'RE DATING HER MAJESTY? HERE, LET ME GIVE YOU SOME "ADVICE" ON HOW TO MAKE YOU TWO CLOSER...

** What would happen if... **

1 (Peridot) accidentally kicked 10 (Chalcedony)?
She'd have to scrub the floors of the cathedral. With a paintbrush.

2 (Hei) sent 9 (November) an e-mail that was meant for his boyfriend?
I was... unaware Hei had a boyfriend.

[questions 3 and 4 missing WHY] [Good question.]

5 (Duke) and 6 (Izaya) did a work-out together?
Probably. This might work out but they'd probably spend about 5 minutes on it then mutually agree that it was pointless.

6 (Izaya) noticed s/he wasn't invited for your birthday?
Invite himself anywa.

7 (Iria) won the lottery?
She'd rebuild Sania. Start a school. Send some to Hermana. OH MAN.

8 (Zevran) has quite a big secret?
...Doesn't he?

9 (November) became a singer?
I would die laughing. WHY.

10 (Chalcedony) got a daughter?
Best daddy ever. YOUNGEST daddy ever.

[Missing Header]

What does 1 (Peridot) think of 2 (Hei)?
"He's really cute, I wish he would talk more..."

What would 2 (Hei) find weird about 3 (Alistair)?
I don't think Hei cares. At all.

How would 3 (Alistair) greet 4 (Shing)?
"Greetings." HOW THE HELL ELSE DOES ANYONE IN DRAGON AGE GREET ANYONE ELSE

What would 4 (Shing) envy about 5 (Duke)?
WOW, HE SEEMS SO COOL *u*

What dream would 5 (Duke) have about 6 (Izaya)?
He wouldn't.

What do 6 (Izaya) and 7 (Iria) have in common?
They're... both rather troll-like.

What would make 7 (Iria) angry at 8 (Zevran)?
Everything. "EW, WOULD YOU STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT, I'M TOO YOUNG FOR YOU. YOU'RE OLD. WHY ARE YOU SAYING STUPID THINGS." :(

Where would 8 (Zevran) meet 9 (November)?
Probably on a job to kill each other. Then they'd probably sleep together. Except not.

What would 9 (November) never dare to tell 10 (Chalcedony)?
He is a contractor, so I'm sure he'd say just about anything.

What would make 10 (Chalcedony) scared of 1 (Peridot)?
She's scary older-sister type personality sometimes.

OKAY, BYE.

meme

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