Wake up, Frenzy

[vespa_alien]

HEY, SOS PEEPS!

I want a golden turkey. Somebody catch one and gimme it. I'll give you a reward.

Comments

[a_normal_human]

I don't believe you.

[vespa_alien]

I never lie.

[a_normal_human]

*fidgets* ... *avoids eye contact*

You do so lie.

[vespa_alien]

Not today, I don't!
I 100% promise that you will get a real reward for giving me a golden turkey and that you won't get one for not giving it.

[a_normal_human]

And how do I know our definitions of the word "reward" aren't on the other side of the island from each other?

[vespa_alien]

Only one way to find out!

[a_normal_human]

Mm-hm...

[Private] Regardless, the chances of me catching a golden turkey are a million-to-one, so I don't have that much to be concerned about, do I?

Another thing that is bothering me; Why oh why am I answering to this post to the SOS Brigade after I said I was leaving it? *sigh* This is the pits... [/Private]

[vespa_alien]

Part of the reward is me not injuring you today.

[a_normal_human]

Gweh-- *flinches back, eying Haruko warily*

[vespa_alien]

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