My Foot

[vespa_alien]

AXEL!

I would like to have a word with you if it's not too much trouble.

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[garbage_phoenix]

OH...

MY...

GOD

[garbage_phoenix]

IT'S A STUNT DOUBLE! HAHAHAHA! Finally, it's starting to feel more like home! Alright, we're going to start filming as soon as my Magical VIP Wishing Rod does its thing, so you just--well, you're obviously already ready, so just hold that thought. Okay?

[vespa_alien]

HANG ON A SECOND

*hits Axel in the face with a banjo*

[garbage_phoenix]

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?

[vespa_alien]

I THINK THAT YOU DID THIS TO ME, SIR

*Banjo attack*

[garbage_phoenix]

Did what? O-o-o-ow-ooooooowwwwwwwww!

[vespa_alien]

YOU TURNED ME INTO YOU, GOOD SIR OR MADAM

*Banjo combo up to 3 now*

[garbage_phoenix]

I don't know what you're talking about!

[vespa_alien]

LOOK AT ME

THEN, LOOK AT YOU

THEN, DO IT AGAIN UNTIL YOU UNDERSTAND

[garbage_phoenix]

IT'S NOT MY FAULT!

[vespa_alien]

WELL IN MY MIND I HAVE ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE
AND IT HAS YOUR FACE ALL OVER IT

...LITERALLY

(IT'S A PUN)

[garbage_phoenix]

NOT GUILTY!

NOT GUIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

[vespa_alien]

THEY'LL LISTEN TO YOUR TESTIMONY IN HELL, AFTER I KILL YOU TO DEATH

[garbage_phoenix]

SOMEONE SAVE ME!