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[vespa_alien]

*bores a tunnel through a fountain in the park with her mind*

IAMTHECOOLESTPERSONINTHEUNIVERSE

[[Fizban's magical mishaps have left Haruko 11 feet tall, moving at double speed, and able to create massive holes in any wall at will. These effects will last for 40 minutes, 400 seconds, and 40 hours respectively. ME, tremble in fear.]]

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[da_beat_is_on]

 

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[da_beat_is_on]

DUDE WHEN THEY START FILMING

[vespa_alien]

THINKFAST

*omega guitar attack*

[1/3]

[da_beat_is_on]

*goes OMEGA FLYING*

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[da_beat_is_on]

*WHUMPH*

[3/4] So I lied

[da_beat_is_on]

...guitarzilla...

Five more minutes mom...

[da_beat_is_on]

Wha...

Dude, man? What whuzzat?

[vespa_alien]

WHOATHATWASTOTALLYAWESOME
I'VENEVERGOTTENTHATKINDOF
DISTANCEOFFOFONESWINGBEFORE
I'MALLBIGANDAWESOMEIWISH
TOKYOWASHERESOTHATICOULD
TERRORIZEIT

[da_beat_is_on]

*dazed to the max*

Wha?

Heeeeey, Mememmmnennenmto's jus' as good as that Tyoko whatzit. We got bears, man. They a whole terrazor all on they own, yo!

[vespa_alien]

DIRECTMETOTHEBEARS
SOTHATICANTERRORIZETHEM

[da_beat_is_on]

*waves hand around head for a while, then points in the direction of trees. Are those trees? Yep. Green. An. Lots. Trees*

There they at! Le's go atem, Taurillza!

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[vespa_alien]

AWESOMEICAN'TWAITTOSEE
THELOOKON THOSE BEARS' FACES
WHEN I--

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[vespa_alien]

Wait, what? I'm slow again. Lame.

Oh, well. At least I'm still like ten times more awesome than a normal person.

[da_beat_is_on]

Hey, I'm the slow one 'round here!

[vespa_alien]

Yeah you are. Slowpoke.

[da_beat_is_on]

Damn right I-

Hey wait, that was an insult!