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[vespa_alien]

*bores a tunnel through a fountain in the park with her mind*

IAMTHECOOLESTPERSONINTHEUNIVERSE

[[Fizban's magical mishaps have left Haruko 11 feet tall, moving at double speed, and able to create massive holes in any wall at will. These effects will last for 40 minutes, 400 seconds, and 40 hours respectively. ME, tremble in fear.]]

Comments

[ctarlicious]

...

[ctarlicious]

TELL ME HOW I CAN DO THIS

[vespa_alien]

*leaps over Aisha and does a backflip*

BYBEINGTHECOOLESTPERSON
INTHEWORLDBASICALLYYOUNEEDTO
UNDERSTANDROCKANDROLLBECAUSE
THISKINDOFTHINGISALLABOUTTHE
POWEROFROCKANDSTUFF

[ctarlicious]

I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD OF THAT!

What's rock and roll!?

[vespa_alien]

SAYTHATYOUBELIEVEIN
THEPOWEROFROCKSAYITNOWSAYIT
FASTSAYITBEFOREIANNIHILATEYOU
INTOTINYPIECES

[ctarlicious]

Sure? Uh, I believe in the power of rocks! MAKE ME BIG AND FAST NOW, LET'S DO THIS THING

[vespa_alien]

JUSTFINDAWIZARDANDMAKE
HIMDOEVERYTHINGYOUWANT
BECAUSEWIZARDSAREJUSTABOUT
THEMOSTMETALTHINGEVERIMEAN
SERIOUSLYCHECKTHISOUT

[ctarlicious]

A wizard, huh? Sounds fruity. But if it pays off like this, why the hell not!?

[vespa_alien]

ACTNOWBECAUSESUPPLIES
ARELIMITEDOFFERISVOID
WHEREUNUSUALORBORING
GETYOURAWESOMESUPERPOWERS
BEFORESOMEOTHERLOSERDOES