Another Morning
All right. *ahem*
Hello? Is this thing on? *fiddle* HELLO?
All right, there we go.
ATTENTION, MR. GUNTER VON WHATEVERSWISHYDUDE.
I HAVE HERE A HEFTY NOTEBOOK, AND A REALLY NICE MEGAPHONE. WHO KNOWS WHAT UNTOLD HORRORS LURK WITHIN THIS BOOK. I'M THINKING THAT MEMENTO EDEN HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW, AND I THINK I'M GOING TO READ IT TO THEM, RIGHT HERE AND NOW.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF A CERTAIN PURPLE-HAIRED GUY SUDDENLY DECIDED TO DO A LOT OF NICE THINGS FOR ME, I MIGHT SUDDENLY LOSE MY VOICE AND HAVE TO POSTPONE STORY-READING HOUR.
TICK.
TOCK.
[[Subtract $10 for megaphone purchase.]]
Hello? Is this thing on? *fiddle* HELLO?
All right, there we go.
ATTENTION, MR. GUNTER VON WHATEVERSWISHYDUDE.
I HAVE HERE A HEFTY NOTEBOOK, AND A REALLY NICE MEGAPHONE. WHO KNOWS WHAT UNTOLD HORRORS LURK WITHIN THIS BOOK. I'M THINKING THAT MEMENTO EDEN HAS A RIGHT TO KNOW, AND I THINK I'M GOING TO READ IT TO THEM, RIGHT HERE AND NOW.
ON THE OTHER HAND, IF A CERTAIN PURPLE-HAIRED GUY SUDDENLY DECIDED TO DO A LOT OF NICE THINGS FOR ME, I MIGHT SUDDENLY LOSE MY VOICE AND HAVE TO POSTPONE STORY-READING HOUR.
TICK.
TOCK.
[[Subtract $10 for megaphone purchase.]]