Lindsay can't stop laughing. AT ALL.
Omigod, omigod, omigod! I'm DYING over here. I'm taking an early lunch, since I've got a meeting at noon, and reading a fan fiction I got on a recommendation. Holy shot, it's TOO funny. I highly recommend if you want to laugh yourself silly. Probably not the best idea while at work, though.
An except from Naked Quidditch Match by Anya:
To: Fred and George Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: Stuff
Ginny's on the inside track. As for your fears: I've only just begun.
HP
I mocked Voldemort
Ask me how!
*
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: Ask you how?
What do you mean you "Mocked Voldemort"? Doesn't everyone?
Gin
*
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: Ask you how?
No, I actually "mocked" Voldemort.
Hey, Gin... how would you feel about being my right hand when I conquer Voldemort and take over the Death Eaters? Create a new regime of utter evil. You're a Weasley, you've proven to be devious and ingenious... and you have past history in this area.
Whattaya think?
As for the mocking:
"I tink I taw a bid bad Moldiemort
I DiD, I DiD
I did tee a bid bad Moldiemort"
HP
I mocked Voldemort
Ask me how!
*
To: Harry Potter
From: Ginny Weasley
Re: You DIDN'T?!
Harry! You DIDN'T?!
- Ginny
*
To: Ginny Weasley
From: Harry Potter
Re: Re: You DIDN'T?!
I did. Why? What's the worst he can do? Jump up and down shrieking, "Kill him! Kill him!"?
- HP
I mocked Voldemort
Ask me how!
*
To: Lucius Malfoy
From: Lord Voldemort
Fwd: Re: Re: Minions
Malfoy!
KILL HIM! KILL HIM!
Your Lord & Master,
Voldemort