Sexual relations, discussed!

[veryverysmart]

Evanesco. I don't want to talk about it

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[potter_mouth]

QUESTION ONE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT MALE GENITALS?
I LOVE THEM. I WOULDN'T WANT TO HAVE ANY OTHER KIND.

QUESTION TWO: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT FEMALE GENITALS?
I LOVE THEM. I WOULDN'T WANT ANY OTHER KIND. EXCEPT FOR NEVILLE'S. MMM...TASTY.
(I'M JUST KIDDING, NEVILLE.)
((OR AM I?))

QUESTION THREE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT GENERAL GENITALS?
WHEN YOU SAY 'GENERAL' YOU'RE BEING TOO GENERAL. DO YOU MEAN THE GENITALS OF, SAY, GENERAL ULYSSES S. GRANT? BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY FEELINGS ABOUT HIS GENITALS AT ALL.

QUESTION FOUR: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT ELTON JOHN?
I FEEL NOTHING, BUT I COULD SAY A LOT ABOUT HIS GENITALS.

QUESTION FIVE: HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS?
ANGRIER THAN I COULD SHAKE ELTON JOHN'S GENITALS AT.

THERE. KNOW THAT I ONLY ANSWERED THIS SURVEY BECAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, OR YOU WERE WHEN I ACTUALLY TALKED TO YOU, WHICH HASN'T BEEN FOR LIKE A YEAR SINCE ICICLE TURNED INTO A WHALE OR WHATEVER. BUT I'M WILLING TO ACCEPT YOU BACK IN MY LIFE, IF YOU ARE WILLING TO GIVE ME ELTON JOHN'S (OR NEVILLE'S) GENITALS.

[veryverysmart]

Thanks, Harry. It's nice to know you care.

Err, I don't feel I want to address your Kinsey number right now. I really feel like you're reaching out from within the hallow of your rage.

Is there anything you'd like to talk about?

(Also, I thought Ginny had a copy of Neville's...er, mold.)

[potter_mouth]

HALLOWS. DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT HALLOWS. THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO...DEATHLY.

[veryverysmart]

haheh hary whart are oyu tkaling abotu! IT ISI PATRY TIEM YOU BOY HRERO

[potter_mouth]

DID YOU SAY PASTRY TIME?