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veryverysmart

Sexual relations, discussed!

Jul 17, 2007 21:25

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karkers July 18 2007, 03:50:40 UTC

Why should put up for assessing by you? Igor is ghost anyway. Not like genitals mattering when no capable of getting any.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 03:58:00 UTC

What about masturbation? I know this may seem terribly rude, but there just isn't anything about it in any books!

I'm asking in the name of science, Mr. Karkaroff.

karkers July 18 2007, 04:01:15 UTC

Science! Pah! Muggle filth!

And is most terribly rude of you, asking filthy Muggle question! There's nothing for ghosts.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:13:54 UTC

Mr. Karkaroff, you certainly cannot tell me that you never explored sexually as a young wizard.

karkers July 18 2007, 04:19:54 UTC

Of course I was doing, but am dead now. Is no longer much relevance, is it, when can only watch.

And watch.

And watching some more.

ohohohwoe July 18 2007, 04:38:46 UTC

whoa O_O

w o e

of course myrtle has access to all the Hogwarts bathrooms so.....
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veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:41:06 UTC

Oh, Myrtle! Care to share some of your feelings on this matter with me?

ohohohwoe July 19 2007, 04:45:42 UTC

sniff

myrtle remembers you liver

when you were just an ickle f i r s t y e a r

where have you been since then
forgot
about
myrtle
you did

karkers July 18 2007, 04:41:49 UTC

Ah, little ghost girl. Is being naughty with bathrooms?

No, not neverminding. If going to keep haunting Hogwarts, is need to knowing neighbours like yourself, yes? So tell me, neighbour girl, what you're to doing?

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:43:47 UTC

Mr. Karkaroff, you do realize that Myrtle was underaged when she died.

karkers July 18 2007, 04:45:24 UTC

I'm not knowing this "Myrtle" yet so how would I to know that?

And not so young now.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:46:26 UTC

That depends on your thoughts on aging after death, I suppose.

karkers July 18 2007, 04:51:52 UTC

I've said before and to saying again: Age ain't to nothing but number. Especially in death when can have more mind experience than ever if still living. Would be dead before such ages.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:53:44 UTC

But, sir, you are dead.

karkers July 18 2007, 04:55:58 UTC

As if we're needing reminding!

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:58:28 UTC

Oh! No! I'm terribly sorry. Wait, I can find something to cheer you up!

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