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Sexual relations, discussed!

Jul 17, 2007 21:25

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waitingfortom July 18 2007, 02:43:14 UTC

I'll try to answer between BLOCKING OUT THE SCREAMS! MERLIN! They're screaming BLOODY MURDER in here, and I don't even think they were BLOODILY murdered!

What's a Kinsey type test?!

1. Some are harder to shape than others! And a lot of boys (RON) can't seem to CONTROL THEM, or aren't responsible about NOT KNOCKING GIRLS UP with them. Ought to wait to issue them until they can handle it.
2. There are so many misconceptions! We really need to teach girls to be more comfortable with themselves and not be scared of their own bodies. MAYBE GHOST BODIES THOUGH, SHUT UP! Anyway!
3. General genitals? Is that the term for gendermagus genitals or something? I mean, I imagine it must be really awkward for Blaise to turn into Blaise when they're, er, in use.
4. Who?
5. NOT VERY HAPPY AT THE MOMENT! This House is driving me mad! I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD A PRICE! I thought our family ghoul was bad but noOoOooo!

SORRY, NEED TO GO SCREAM BACK AT THE GHOSTS!

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 03:20:19 UTC

Do you often shape phalluses?

I must know this for your assessment! Not like I have a personal...er, interest.

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 03:26:22 UTC

I had to sell all the back stock to Harry, if that's what you mean. The Ministry really wasn't happy, underage businesswoman at the time and what-not!

Anyway, no, I don't really make those any more!

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 03:51:06 UTC

Well, that's a relief. That really wasn't very good for your penis envy.

Anyway! I'm not sure about how to classify you, Ginny.

There was that incident...but it was under the influence.

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 03:56:33 UTC

Penis envy? What the hell?! I don't envy penises!

What incident? What are you talking about?

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 03:59:42 UTC

The, uh. The Lisa occurrence.

Ginny, can you honestly tell me you have NO passion for phalluses? It was your ART! There must be some affinity for them within you.

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 04:05:18 UTC

WE WERE DRUNK! And she started it! Although I guess the second time maybe Terry or Michael started it, I forget. Wait, look, forget it!

I didn't want girls our age going around doing stupid things with boys and getting themselves pregnant or diseased too soon! Or I guess in Professor McGonagall's case keeping her away from boys our age but the point is--! I was passionate about the cause, and what do you mean, an affinity for phalluses?! I'm not that good at herbology!

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:10:41 UTC

Ginny, your intentions are noble, but they don't matter!

How often do you dream of TREES or other POST-LIKE OBJECTS?

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 04:16:59 UTC

How do they not matter?! NOBLE INTENTIONS MATTER!

Uh, I don't dream of trees, so not? And I don't know that giant snake statues count.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:40:17 UTC

I think we should try some ink blots and images.

What do these make you think of? Answer honestly.

1.

( ... )

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 04:44:27 UTC

Uh, the first one is like, I don't know. Kissing, kind of.

And that second one is...

What the hell is that?

Is that an inferius or something? That's what it makes me think of.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:45:19 UTC

Kissing. Very interesting.

WHO is kissing? WHAT is kissing? Details!

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 04:50:12 UTC

How much detail can silhouettes have?! I don't know, it's like two hooded people, and they're kind of dancing.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:51:01 UTC

Why are they hooded, Ginny? What dark secrets do they hold?

waitingfortom July 18 2007, 04:54:11 UTC

Well, Dark secrets, I guess. They're hooded because they're Dark but they're happy.

veryverysmart July 18 2007, 04:55:47 UTC

Tell me their secrets, Ginny.

Do they hold any of YOUR secrets?

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