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[veryverysmart]

I must say, coming home from vacationing in France to a dead elk is not very pleasant. I don't even want to know how the owls carried it, honestly. My father wants to mount it on the wall, can you believe it

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[cornered_beef]

Why does your icon show your bum? Not that I have a problem with it I'm just curious.

Your mum's book sounds like Pansy Parkinson's typing.

[nothisbitch]

The mocking of my typing is Getting old.

And that's not her Bum, it's her front. For a guy, you're Bad at these things.

[veryverysmart]

It is supposed to show off my new coat, but apparently objects of female empowerment are lost on the over-hormonal. Honestly.

It is quite a pain to read. Pansy Parkinson's typing, I mean, though the book is somewhat obscure as well.

[cornered_beef]

Your new coat is very fetching. It looked like your bum!!! I'm sorry!

It is, isn't it?

[veryverysmart]

Thank you, Michael. Apology accepted. If you ever are in need of socks, let me know.

The abuse of the English language is something I find difficult to abide, especially in the words of my learning companions. I feel this year will be a long and trying one, though there is a Literati club that looks to be quite interesting. I am hoping Lavender won't find the need to join.

[cornered_beef]

A Literati club? What is that, isn't it a Muggle game or some such?

[veryverysmart]

Yes, it's a little computer game and quite a lot of fun. It has a lot of capitals, for one thing, which Harry should enjoy.

[cornered_beef]

That sounds interesting. Maybe I'll join it as well.

[terryclothrags]

Do you need to buy it? Colin says you need to buy computer games, which is shite.

[terryclothrags]

Not any more!

[cornered_beef]

You're very smug about all this.

[terryclothrags]

You noticed?

[cornered_beef]

No, not at all. If I didn't know you so well, I never would have guessed at all.