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Feb 05, 2005 00:42

Well, I must say that this whole business with the Yule Ball is quite ridiculous. We shouldn't have to make romantic overtures to our peers in order to pass a class. Hmph. I suppose I must get a date, because I am certainly not failing a class for such a silly reason. Er. I think ( Read more... )

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waitingfortom February 5 2005, 16:12:49 UTC

You do remember you're a witch, right? But I'm sure you thought of your wand already.

I think a knife is a better choice if you're going for messy. You're really guaranteed to make a mess with that! A rope is much cleaner, and blunt objects might just bruise or dent or bounce off even.

stolen_marbles February 5 2005, 16:58:14 UTC

I suppose Hermione could always try and make it look like an accident and push her down the stairs.

There are enough of them in Hogwarts, after all.

We'd just have to make sure she didn't bounce.

waitingfortom February 5 2005, 17:04:45 UTC

Yes, if she hit a landing and just stopped instead of going down the next one, well, that'd be a bother.

stolen_marbles February 5 2005, 17:27:52 UTC

Perhaps we could grease the landings? I'm sure Fred has something we could use.

Even better, we could push her off the Astronomy Tower! I'm sure she goes up there all the time to flip her hair around and giggle.

waitingfortom February 5 2005, 17:31:30 UTC

That's such a pretty picture!

That would be VERY messy if she didn't bounce! That's something to consider because it would do no good if she just sprung up again. Assuming it worked, though, how should we dispose of the body? Flush it, perhaps?

stolen_marbles February 5 2005, 17:39:22 UTC

How close is Ron to the Squid?

Think you could pull a few tentacles?

waitingfortom February 5 2005, 17:55:05 UTC

Much closer than I want to think of, I think. I never talk to him about it.

I don't know if the Squid is down for that but those merpeople in the lake, hmmm...

stolen_marbles February 5 2005, 18:01:02 UTC

Well, merpeople always want figurines for their mantlepieces.

waitingfortom February 5 2005, 18:16:20 UTC

Should we see what Hermione thinks of that?

Some sort of messy treatment, drop her off the Astronomy Tower, then hand her over to the merpeople?

pious_zacharias February 6 2005, 03:45:48 UTC

Hi Ginny. Looking for a date to the Yule Ball? It's okay if you already have one, I don't mind sharing.

waitingfortom February 6 2005, 03:53:22 UTC

Er, no? I'm already planning to go with Neville unless Dean decides he should go as my boyfriend despite his current infection.

So, sorry. I don't think that would be fair to either of them.

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