Seamus, may I borrow your knife.

[veryverysmart]

Why is she here. Why is she here. Why is she here.

I asked her to join S.P.E.W. She asked me what it stood for. She seemed ever so concerned about "the cute little elves" but when I explained they were not very cute she laughed and then ignored me. She ignored me. And then her eyes changed color

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[potter_mouth]

I SWEAR IF SHE TRIES TO MAKE ME UNDERSTAND MY ANGER AND COME TO TERMS WITH MY PAST ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO THROW HER IN A PIT OF VERY DANGEROUS PIRANHAS.

AND IF WE DON'T HAVE A PIT OF VERY DANGEROUS PIRANHAS AT HOGWARTS, I WILL MAKE ONE.

OR SEA BASS, MUTATED SEA BASS, DON'T WE HAVE A PIT OF MUTATED SEA BASS?

[veryverysmart]

Do Sea Bass eat people? I suppose the mutated ones do.

I think Filch has piranhas, but I could be mistaken.

[potter_mouth]

DOES HE? WELL THEN OBVIOUSLY I'M GOING TO HAVE TO CAUSE A DIVERSION AND PUSH HIM IN THAT PIT FIRST.

[mouldytailcoat]

Fuck.

How'd you find out about that? Thought I'd kept it good and secret.

[herbology_dork]

yeah, you should give them laser beams!

[potter_mouth]

YES, WHERE CAN WE GET ONE OF THOSE?

[herbology_dork]

um, ask your penis-free nemisis for the nearest evil overlord supply co.?? i really couldn't say. but it would be pretty cool, in a destructive mutant fish sort of way.

[potter_mouth]

I DON'T KNOW WHERE HE IS, I IMAGINE HE'S PLOTTING SOMETHING FOUL AT THE MOMENT.

[herbology_dork]

most likely.

[potter_mouth]

BASTARD.

[reallyquiteevil]

I object.

[potter_mouth]

OH YEAH, WOULD YOU USE ANY OTHER WORD TO DESCRIBE YOURSELF?

OR ARE YOU, UNDERNEATH YOUR HARSH EXTERIOR, A SWEET AND CARING GUY?

[waitingfortom]

when she would visit when we were little and we would play with my dolls they always had to get along and be happy and get married and have huge rewards moves are wardrobes even though I didn't have that many doll close close outfits . She's always wanted everyone and everything to be happy . Kind of annoying you know ?

[potter_mouth]

KIND OF? KIND OF? FEW ANNOYING PEOPLE THERE ARE OF THAT SORT OF ANNOYINGNESS IN THE UNIVERSE! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MIX TOGETHER BARBARA WALTERS AND CHO CHANG! IT'S BO WANG!