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veryverysmart

Seamus, may I borrow your knife.

Sep 02, 2004 17:14

Why is she here. Why is she here. Why is she here.

I asked her to join S.P.E.W. She asked me what it stood for. She seemed ever so concerned about "the cute little elves" but when I explained they were not very cute she laughed and then ignored me. She ignored me. And then her eyes changed color ( Read more... )

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herbology_dork September 2 2004, 15:11:53 UTC

well, you don't have to be mean to her, just try to put up with her or something. besides, what has she got that you don't? (besides the weird -yet strangely beautiful- multi-colored eyes, i mean. but you're brilliant, so ignore her!)

herbology_dork September 2 2004, 15:18:44 UTC

and by "don't be mean to her" i mean "don't get yourself in trouble over her, she's not worth it"

grrgoyle September 2 2004, 18:53:55 UTC

Actually, Icicle goes to the Salem Witches Institute and not only is that the number one school in the west, but she is also it's top student. If you still doubt that she is smarter then Hermione- you should read their requirements for entering the school! It's pretty tough!

"Qualification #736: Smarter
than Hermione Granger and not that
hillbilly Hermione Granger that
goes to that that ghetto wizarding
school in Coon, Arkansas- but that
Hermione Granger who goes to Hogwarts
School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
(i.e. Harry Potter's brilliant and
fuzzy headed chum)."

Hermione can take solace in Icicle's one particularly dreadful fault though!! She is so selfless that she often loses sleep so that she can save a cat from a tree or carry a family out from a burning building.

Damn. That makes me hate her already!!

veryverysmart September 2 2004, 19:18:57 UTC

There is another Hermione Granger? Brilliant. I think.

Hogwarts is better than any silly American school, honestly.

herbology_dork September 2 2004, 20:22:26 UTC

you... are just strange.
and that is NOT a requirement for the Salem Academy. everyone knows it's a dreadfully easy school to get into anyway. how can you say Icicle is smarter than Hermione? Hermione is the smartest witch our age! Icicle is just pretty and giggly and bouncy! i've TALKED to her, it was mind-numbing!

terryclothrags September 3 2004, 00:17:50 UTC

Look, just because you don't like her, that doesn't mean you have to lie about the Salem Academy For Witches. Both of the other Salem students I've met have been quite keen.

herbology_dork September 3 2004, 19:33:54 UTC

i didn't say only brain-dead idiots go there, i just said it's obvious that "being smarter than Hermione Granger" is not one of the requirements to get in! everyone knows they've had to practically beg for students since that problem in 1692....
and i don't actually DISLIKE Icicle at all, i just don't see why everyone is so enamored with her. she's just a pretty face, as far as i can tell. have you talked to her??

terryclothrags September 3 2004, 23:33:03 UTC

Do you actually know anything about the Salem Institute apart from what you've heard in Binns's course?

No. Why would I do that?

herbology_dork September 4 2004, 19:08:15 UTC

well, what my Gran and her friends have said about it. i haven't researched it or anything. but it's well known that it's not a highly exclusive school. of course, neither is Hogwarts, really-- after all, they accepted me.

yeah, there isn't much of a reason really. i didn't want to judge her before i actually got a chance to talk to her. now i can safely say she's not that interesting or amazing at all, she's rather shallow and rude, actually.

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