[6] [Vocal Transmission]

[veryusefulbook]

[Severe coughing is heard and the sound of someone banging on things with a damp rang rings clear through the speaker

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[entro_pist]

Ow- Shhh. [Ear is ringing thank you very much] They're more afraid of you than you are of them...

until you turn out the lights.

[veryusefulbook]

Well, it's not that I'm -afraid- of the cockroaches, I just don't like them... they creep about in little spaces and wiggle in and out of dark unnoticeable corners. Ew..

And, you know I don't think you and I have met before! My name's Helena! Who are you?

[notarrowette]

[Screened to Helena: Unhackable]

Uh, Helena--I'll tell you about this guy when I see you, but keep your distance. Really. He's a lot worse than the cockroaches.

[entro_pist]

Me? Oh, I'm just your local trash inspector.

Now about this junk you're moving, you haven't happened across anything particularly dangerous, have you?

[veryusefulbook]

Well, no, not really. It's a church so I don't really think I'll find anything in here that -could- be dangerous... why?

And, do you have a name that I could call you by? I've heard others call you the Joker... don't you have a real name?

[entro_pist]

Because it would be such a pity if something unsafe was lying around? See, I watch out for my fellow inmates.

Hey, I don't know about you, but I believe the name that best reflects the person is as real as it gets.

[veryusefulbook]

Hmm, well thank you very much for caring. Terribly nice of you, but I don't think there is a need to worry...

And I agree with you. About the name thing, that is. Valentine used to make fun of my name, but it's -my- name. It's who I am and I own it.

Which of course means that anyone who owns their name must know exactly who they are, don't you think?