You are rambling about death and life and the age of your friends. I am willing to believe that this might /possibly/ not be one of your jokes, but the age difference is a little puzzling.
No, you just gave them directions. Probably when they asked how to get to a class!
Oh, yeah. Apparently you came to your senses, we got married, had a baby named Harry - who's here and seventeen, and he looks just like me - but that was after we pissed Moldy off, so he was coming after us with murderous intent. So we went into hiding, Paddy was the Secret Keeper, but he and the rat switched and then the rat went and blabbed to Moldy, who then came and killed us. And Harry survived, because obviously the spell knew what a handsome guy he'd turn out to be and spared him.
Anyway, Moony and Paddy lived, I died, and I'm here, I'm sixteen, they're five years older - bastards - and my only child is older than me.
It's not my fault they didn't know the way to the Transfiguration room!
Actually, I've always been partial to the name Harry--
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I'm sorry, but they are obviously from one of those alternate worlds that I understand people can be from. I will not, ever, in no uncertain terms, marry you, let alone have a child with you.
I am willing to believe the rest of it, though. It would explain why Sirius was so surprised to see me.
Brilliant observation, Potter; I have /always/ been the same age as you.
Yeah, I kinda figured you named him. Although I would've made you write "Harold" or something on the birth certificate, being pureblood and all~
Aw~ But Harry was so looking forward to meeting both of his parents!
Oh, oh, oh!
Apparently he got sent to live with your brother or sister and their spouse, because I have no siblings and he lived with his aunt and uncle. What're they like?
I mean that you're from the same timeline as me, genius.
Oh, and, uh. We didn't do this, because if we did, I'd be the same age as Moony and Padfoot which means that I'd be dead~ And I'm obviously alive, so!
And I didn't so anything to the first years, except let Peeves give them a little talk. I'm in-no-cent.
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[[Paper might be kinda teary. Sirius is bawling :D;;;]]
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[[He so is. He can't even write properly]]
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...Explain that further.
In what world does giving the first years to Peeves count as nothing, Potter?
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Explain what further?
I didn't give them to him.
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You are rambling about death and life and the age of your friends. I am willing to believe that this might /possibly/ not be one of your jokes, but the age difference is a little puzzling.
No, you just gave them directions. Probably when they asked how to get to a class!
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Oh, yeah. Apparently you came to your senses, we got married, had a baby named Harry - who's here and seventeen, and he looks just like me - but that was after we pissed Moldy off, so he was coming after us with murderous intent. So we went into hiding, Paddy was the Secret Keeper, but he and the rat switched and then the rat went and blabbed to Moldy, who then came and killed us. And Harry survived, because obviously the spell knew what a handsome guy he'd turn out to be and spared him.
Anyway, Moony and Paddy lived, I died, and I'm here, I'm sixteen, they're five years older - bastards - and my only child is older than me.
It's not my fault they didn't know the way to the Transfiguration room!
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Hey.
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You're the same age as me. >D
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I'm sorry, but they are obviously from one of those alternate worlds that I understand people can be from. I will not, ever, in no uncertain terms, marry you, let alone have a child with you.
I am willing to believe the rest of it, though. It would explain why Sirius was so surprised to see me.
Brilliant observation, Potter; I have /always/ been the same age as you.
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Aw~ But Harry was so looking forward to meeting both of his parents!
Oh, oh, oh!
Apparently he got sent to live with your brother or sister and their spouse, because I have no siblings and he lived with his aunt and uncle. What're they like?
I mean that you're from the same timeline as me, genius.
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NOT THAT I AM HAVING A CHILD OF ANY SORT WITH YOU.
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I beg your pardon? He was sent to live with Petunia? *frowns*
You could have said as much.
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Yes you will. My hair + your eyes = proof.
Yeah. What's she like?
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