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Oct 08, 2006 03:25

This is /not/ the common room, and don't you think for a /moment/ I don't know who's to blame! This is really outside of enough ( Read more... )

spell, james, sirius, stupid prank, remus

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 03:36:43 UTC
Hey, Evans! =D We have a son!

Oh, and, uh. We didn't do this, because if we did, I'd be the same age as Moony and Padfoot which means that I'd be dead~ And I'm obviously alive, so!

And I didn't so anything to the first years, except let Peeves give them a little talk. I'm in-no-cent.

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loveable_stray October 8 2006, 03:38:06 UTC
... She's gonna think you're insane if you start off with that!

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 03:47:35 UTC
She already thinks I'm insane.

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loveable_stray October 8 2006, 04:00:14 UTC
You are.

[[Paper might be kinda teary. Sirius is bawling :D;;;]]

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 04:02:14 UTC
Mate, you're crying again. Where are you?

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loveable_stray October 8 2006, 04:07:31 UTC
Moony's dorm. And I'm not-

[[He so is. He can't even write properly]]

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 04:11:46 UTC
I'll be over as soon as I can escape.

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loveable_stray October 8 2006, 04:12:19 UTC
Thanks.

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veryunimpressed October 8 2006, 03:38:40 UTC
I'm sorry, Potter, but you've obviously taken a blow to the head.

...Explain that further.

In what world does giving the first years to Peeves count as nothing, Potter?

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 03:47:00 UTC
Nah, just a burn to the arm.

Explain what further?

I didn't give them to him.

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veryunimpressed October 8 2006, 03:49:35 UTC
It was probably your fault.

You are rambling about death and life and the age of your friends. I am willing to believe that this might /possibly/ not be one of your jokes, but the age difference is a little puzzling.

No, you just gave them directions. Probably when they asked how to get to a class!

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 03:54:10 UTC
Hey, I was dragging my dorm-mate outta a fire!

Oh, yeah. Apparently you came to your senses, we got married, had a baby named Harry - who's here and seventeen, and he looks just like me - but that was after we pissed Moldy off, so he was coming after us with murderous intent. So we went into hiding, Paddy was the Secret Keeper, but he and the rat switched and then the rat went and blabbed to Moldy, who then came and killed us. And Harry survived, because obviously the spell knew what a handsome guy he'd turn out to be and spared him.

Anyway, Moony and Paddy lived, I died, and I'm here, I'm sixteen, they're five years older - bastards - and my only child is older than me.

It's not my fault they didn't know the way to the Transfiguration room!

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Hey.

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You're the same age as me. >D

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veryunimpressed October 8 2006, 03:57:21 UTC
Actually, I've always been partial to the name Harry--

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I'm sorry, but they are obviously from one of those alternate worlds that I understand people can be from. I will not, ever, in no uncertain terms, marry you, let alone have a child with you.

I am willing to believe the rest of it, though. It would explain why Sirius was so surprised to see me.

Brilliant observation, Potter; I have /always/ been the same age as you.

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 04:01:08 UTC
Yeah, I kinda figured you named him. Although I would've made you write "Harold" or something on the birth certificate, being pureblood and all~

Aw~ But Harry was so looking forward to meeting both of his parents!

Oh, oh, oh!

Apparently he got sent to live with your brother or sister and their spouse, because I have no siblings and he lived with his aunt and uncle. What're they like?

I mean that you're from the same timeline as me, genius.

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veryunimpressed October 8 2006, 04:02:35 UTC
I am not naming my child /Harold/!

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NOT THAT I AM HAVING A CHILD OF ANY SORT WITH YOU.

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I beg your pardon? He was sent to live with Petunia? *frowns*

You could have said as much.

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i_pwn_joo_rly October 8 2006, 04:04:42 UTC
Henry, then. Though that name always makes me think of Uncle Henry, who splinched himself in a volcano and died.

Yes you will. My hair + your eyes = proof.

Yeah. What's she like?

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