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[veryunimpressed]

Sirius, your idea of a place to work sincerely frightens me sometimes

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[loveable_stray]

It's my duty as a Marauder.

[[Btw, he looks like Regulus. Body-swap crack event =D]]

[veryunimpressed]

THAT'S NO EXCUSE--I, what?

...Sirius?

[loveable_stray]

Oh, er, yeah. I switched bodies with my brother.

[veryunimpressed]

...Which makes me wonder what he's doing with your body.

...You haven't--

NOT GOING TO ASK.

Back on topic, MINORS AND ALCOHOL ARE NOT TO BE PUT TOGETHER.

[loveable_stray]

Nothing else. The bastard tried something on Moony, but he noticed it wasn't me and escaped.

Haven't what?

Of course they are.

[veryunimpressed]

I should think anyone would notice your brother's peculiar brand of sanity from several miles away.

What?

Black.

Anyways. Take shifts with me? Please?

[loveable_stray]

Thanks.

... You said "You haven't-". Haven't what?

Sure. I have to protect you, otherwise how will I get my little Sirius Potter?

[veryunimpressed]

Oh. Another thought I don't want to finish, thanks.

By getting Potter another girlfriend?

[loveable_stray]

>_>; ...

No way, you two are meant to be. And 'Potter' got older, in case you didn't notice.

[veryunimpressed]

I--what?

[she didn't. XD]

[loveable_stray]

Apparently he got back to our world, and came back as his 21-year-old self.

[veryunimpressed]

...So now you want me to date a 21 year old man?

[loveable_stray]

... He's just four or five years older!

[veryunimpressed]

But isn't he dating another me? Wouldn't that be...I don't know, cheating?

[loveable_stray]

It's not the same. Your older self isn't here.

[veryunimpressed]

Could that happen? I think it'd be bloody weird to watch an older me go about the place.

I don't even /know/ this version of Potter.