01) Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
02) I will respond by asking you five questions of a very intimate and creepily personal nature. (Or just whatever I feel like asking...probably based on your interests)
03) You WILL update your journal with the answers to the questions.
04) You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
05) When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
1) Did you ever find me attractive?
Not really. I did want to ask what sort of shampoo you used?
2) Why do you stand up for Snape?
Because I know what it's like to be made fun of, and because it's simply wrong, the way you lot go at him.
3) Which is your favorite outfit or cloth?
Hm~! My jeans. They're broken in, and comfortable. And...just any shirt, really. I don't care either way. Um...cotton?
4) Do you like hedgehogs?
I don't know that I've ever had a chance to form an opinion, having never seen one.
5) Can your second boy be named Sirius?
...THERE WILL BE NO SECOND BOY.
1) Where are you from?
England.
2) Are you single?
Yes.
3) Favourite thing?
Hm~. I like home.
4) Tragic emo past?
Hardly.
5) Fears?
Oh...well. I don't really like thunderstorms. Failing.
1. Do you like me even just a little bit?
But that would be telling.
...
I suppose you're not the worst person in the world, but that doesn't mean I like you.
2. Why wouldn't you date me?
...Because you're an idiot. And I still don't entirely believe you.
3. What's Snape got that I don't?
...I'm going to pretend you didn't just ask that. But I suppose...he's good at Potions?
4. What do I need to change to get you to like me more?
Would you actually change anything?
5. What would you do if I kissed you?
The first thing that comes to mind is hexing you. But I don't know if that works here. Hinamori advised me to just slap you, or file for sexual harrasment.
1. Do I know you?
Not at all. I was just bored.
2. What's your name~?
Lily Evans.
3. Have you ever seen "Monty Python's Quest for the Holy Grail"?
...No.
4. Who's the awesomer set of twins; Hikaru and I, Fred and George - the Imposter Twins -, or Kouji and Kouichi?
I don't know any of you, so I guess you win by default?
5. Do you even know who I am? ^_^
Not at all! But since people say 'Hikaru and Kaoru' and you referred to your twin as Hikaru, my guess is Kaoru. I think.
1) What's your favorite memory?
Getting my first letter to Hogwarts.
2) You sure you don't like Prongs?
...Quite.
3) What do you think of Harry?
He was an adorable baby--Sirius showed me pictures. I haven't really talked to him much. He seems nice. This is so weird
4) If it's not becoming a housewife, what would you like to be?
I wouldn't mind being a mother at all, but I can't imagine sitting around the house all day. I'm not really certain what I'd like. I don't really want to teach, and there's nothing in the Ministry I'm really interested in. Something to do with Potions, maybe.
5) What's your favourite animal?
I like cats, though I suppose for a witch that could be considered cliche.