Better than an 8-Ball

[veryshari84]

1. What do you think of me?
Manic Depression- Jimi Hendrix (hahaha)

2. Will I have a happy life?
This Time Around- Michael Jackson (sweet)

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Bicycle Race- Queen (better than Fat Bottomed Girls)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
I Can't Give You Anything But Love- Ella Fitzgerald

5. What does [insert signifigant other] think of me?
Runnin' Down a Dream - Tom Petty (Hmmm...)

6. How can I make myself happy?
Voice Mail #1 - Rent (Hey, it worked! That totally made me happy)

7. What should I do with my life?
Brace Yourself- Howie Day (uh-oh)

8. Why must life be so full of pain?
Rhythm Sticks- Blackalicious (k...)

9. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Waiting For Wednesday -Lisa Loeb (ha..I wish I only had to wait until Wednesday. Those Rhythm Sticks are sounding kind of interesting right about now)

10. Will I ever have children?
Cliff-Hanger- Blackalicious (weird)

11. Will I find a vocation that makes me happy?
Don't Pass Me By- the Beatles (good sign, I guess?)

12. Can you give me some good advice?
Happy Jack- the Who (guess not)

13. How can I make others happier?
Baby's Got Sauce- G Love (yeeeaaah)

14. Will I find true love?
Sunday Morning Song- Howie Day (I'll take Howie on a Sunday morning)

15. Why is everything so confusing?
Can't Buy Me Love- the Beatles (amen)

16. Shall we live in dreams? Reality? Do we have to choose?
Baba O'Riley- The Who (that might just be the best possible answer)

17. How close are my friends?
Bob- Weird Al Yankovic (awesome)

18. How sexy am I?
Roaches- G Love and the Special Sauce (awwww....)

19. How will I change the world?
Speechless- Hanson

20. What do you think happiness is?
The Fool on the HIll- The Beatles