Sabrina Slughorn here to save the day!

[verydemanding]

Well! Well! Well! It seems I've missed a lot, now, haven't I? Not a problem. I haven't been able to write very much due to a few hand injuries I procured over the summer holiday, but it feels a lot less numb now. Guess I'll have to find another hobby, if you catch my meaning! Sorry to disappoint readers of the male persuasion

Comments

[dontswatme]

Are you finally becoming a woman, Sabrina?

[verydemanding]

Saraswati! You're so beautiful

Hey. Do you know where Chloe ran off to? I can't seem to track her down.

[dontswatme]

I think she ran away from you is off gallivanting with one of her gentleman friends.

[verydemanding]

Do you want to help me find her, old friend?

[dontswatme]

Why are you looking for her? When you found her, I don't think that you'd like what you saw.

Besides, I'm busy right now.

[verydemanding]

Girl talk! And because we're all close friends and should want to be together all the time.

Busy doing what? Need some help?

[dontswatme]

We can girl talk later. I'm making love to Ed right now.

[verydemanding]

What--- He's supposed to fancy me and my beautiful visage

Need some help?

[dontswatme]

No, sorry, dear. He only has one penis, and it's in me right now.

[verydemanding]

Are you in his dormitory? I think I left something in there. I should go and get it.

[dontswatme]

We're ------- Oh - oh my ----

[various scribbles resembling words]

[verydemanding]

Saraswati! Are you there? Need some help?

[rathereffable]

[verydemanding]

Edward!

Edward! I knew you'd write to me.

[dontswatme]

Edward is the lord and master of my bed. I'm very well taken care of.

[rathereffable]

I love it when you address me as a lord in bed, darling.