subject: clementine season
dear mom and dad,
hello, this is your daughter rachel writing because i need your help. as you know, winter is approaching and with winter comes clementine season. therefore i am requesting that you mail me approx-o-mately $8.00 per week until i see you in december so i can purchase at least one box each week. please note i bought a box some two hours ago and it is more than half way gone-- so please help me. also note i will be buying more than one box per week, so your contribution is greatly appreciated and needed--and you need not worry that you are paying for all the clementines i will eat, for i am taking responsibility and paying for the bulk myself. thank-you.
love from, rachel
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in other news: tonight is arbys 21 b day party. i dont know...i wasnt invited. she actually threatened to have her gay lying stooge kick me out if i showed up. actually heres what was said, from kiel: she said, "rachel and liz are not coming to my fucking birthday party so you can shut the f--' and then i slammed the door on her.
but! i was cordially invited to thanksgivingness at marks tomorrow and my response was this: is there class tomorrow? ...oh wait tomorrows sunday. yeah ill be there.
im so out of it. but! mark is vegan so its gonna be such yummy thanksgiving! plus he owes me a pumpkin pie. in addition to this i have to tell liz im gonna sleep at her apartment when shes not there cause im getting kicked from the dorm these thanksgiving days.
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my day yesterday: i woke up at 3:45 pm, left my house as it was getting dark, ate, saw liz and we ate again, went to work. went home, the end. today liz called me at 5 and appologized for calling me so early.
closing thought: this is seger's away message: no body lo ves m e. . . Yeah that means you.
hello, this is your daughter rachel writing because i need your help. as you know, winter is approaching and with winter comes clementine season. therefore i am requesting that you mail me approx-o-mately $8.00 per week until i see you in december so i can purchase at least one box each week. please note i bought a box some two hours ago and it is more than half way gone-- so please help me. also note i will be buying more than one box per week, so your contribution is greatly appreciated and needed--and you need not worry that you are paying for all the clementines i will eat, for i am taking responsibility and paying for the bulk myself. thank-you.
love from, rachel
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in other news: tonight is arbys 21 b day party. i dont know...i wasnt invited. she actually threatened to have her gay lying stooge kick me out if i showed up. actually heres what was said, from kiel: she said, "rachel and liz are not coming to my fucking birthday party so you can shut the f--' and then i slammed the door on her.
but! i was cordially invited to thanksgivingness at marks tomorrow and my response was this: is there class tomorrow? ...oh wait tomorrows sunday. yeah ill be there.
im so out of it. but! mark is vegan so its gonna be such yummy thanksgiving! plus he owes me a pumpkin pie. in addition to this i have to tell liz im gonna sleep at her apartment when shes not there cause im getting kicked from the dorm these thanksgiving days.
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my day yesterday: i woke up at 3:45 pm, left my house as it was getting dark, ate, saw liz and we ate again, went to work. went home, the end. today liz called me at 5 and appologized for calling me so early.
closing thought: this is seger's away message: no body lo ves m e. . . Yeah that means you.