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People who slam the door or roll their eyes or sigh disgustedly or try to impress upon me how inconvenienced they are aren't impressing me because they're out visiting art galleries on a weekday afternoon and usually holding purses filled with diamonds or saffron or myrrh. I called the president of Staples and then I flipped out and decided I should take a walk to the vegetable market and not get into anymore fights today even though there's one I can win looming.