How did THIS happen?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave alexis_valarr a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In September simplykitten and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In June I committed genocide... Sorry about that, aurelianos_war (-5000 points). In August I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last week I punched kyuhhhle in the arm (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5073 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
very_rotten
Okay, I just wanna say....Lexi, that was a wet willy of CONGRATULATIONS on the new job, obviously. Although why I would take it back...what does that even mean? Did I put my finger back in my mouth? EW. Perhaps I dried your ear delicately with a Puffs Plus tissue. O.o
Kitten and I are using that money for helpless animals in need! The banks can live without their little Maui vacations or wherever the hell they went with taxpayer money this time.
Anthony...the genocide was probably your idea. In fact, I'm sure of it. I am merely your weapon. No way am I taking all this blame myself.
I'm a GROCERY STORE CASHIER. Like fuck I would move. XD Even if I was in uniform, which I have been. Several times.
A punch in the ARM? Kyle, I have kicked you under the lunch table HOW MANY TIMES? And I've already gotten in troulble for at least one of those. XD Hahaha. You can take a little punch. Ten points, my ass.
...although, hey, a spanking I won't argue with. Now to find someone to give me it (or for me to give it to, because re-gifting is always fun!)