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Teddy Caution's New Years Resolutions:
a) When you do a poo, you should wipe your own arse. The police have better things to do.
b) Stop wearing Mammy's tights. They're Mammy's tights, not yours.
c) Don't murder people. Some people don't like being murdered, so don't take it for granted that they do.
d) Stop going on crapulous blogs, written by real ale drinking media types who are only interested in mutual masturbation. There lies madness.
Will you follow these rules? Will I? Lets hope so.
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I think there's something there for everyone.
a) When you do a poo, you should wipe your own arse. The police have better things to do.
b) Stop wearing Mammy's tights. They're Mammy's tights, not yours.
c) Don't murder people. Some people don't like being murdered, so don't take it for granted that they do.
d) Stop going on crapulous blogs, written by real ale drinking media types who are only interested in mutual masturbation. There lies madness.
Will you follow these rules? Will I? Lets hope so.
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I think there's something there for everyone.