sitcom? more like shitcom
barry: i thought you were at work
melinda: no, i was out shopping.
barry: you said you were at work
melinda: i was shopping.
barry: but..i thought...you..
*audience laughs*
melinda: don't you see? i'm a woman, i don't work. i go shopping.
barry: where's dinner?
melinda: i was out shopping so i haven't had a chance to get to dinner.
barry: i've been at WORK all day and i'm hungry.
melinda: i'm sorry, i'll get to work.
barry: too late, bitch
*audience laughs* *barry takes off his belt and mercilessly beats melinda*
*suddenly, wacky neighbor fred slides on in*
fred: hey hey ho hey ho hey ho
melinda: (voice strangled) please, help me fred! he's trying to kill me
barry: don't come any closer, fred! she's a vampire!
*melinda transforms into barry, overpowers and then kills barry*
fred: oh my god barry is dead
melinda (as barry): i warned you
melinda: no, i was out shopping.
barry: you said you were at work
melinda: i was shopping.
barry: but..i thought...you..
*audience laughs*
melinda: don't you see? i'm a woman, i don't work. i go shopping.
barry: where's dinner?
melinda: i was out shopping so i haven't had a chance to get to dinner.
barry: i've been at WORK all day and i'm hungry.
melinda: i'm sorry, i'll get to work.
barry: too late, bitch
*audience laughs* *barry takes off his belt and mercilessly beats melinda*
*suddenly, wacky neighbor fred slides on in*
fred: hey hey ho hey ho hey ho
melinda: (voice strangled) please, help me fred! he's trying to kill me
barry: don't come any closer, fred! she's a vampire!
*melinda transforms into barry, overpowers and then kills barry*
fred: oh my god barry is dead
melinda (as barry): i warned you