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After spraying out boiling hot, rust-colored diarrhea that smelled like a decaying squirrel left in the sun for five days I can safely say that I'm out of the woods now. I devoutly hope. I've been putting ice up my asshole for a couple hours and it feels better, but sitting down directly is a bit difficult right now.
When you think about it you should be lucky that you live in a country where ice cubes are readily available, and that diarrhea-chafed anuses are not left to cause greater pain.
When you think about it you should be lucky that you live in a country where ice cubes are readily available, and that diarrhea-chafed anuses are not left to cause greater pain.