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Today I accidentally insinuated that I wanted to have anal sex with this Mexican girl I work with. She's got a nice, big, CULA and I would definitely love to put it in her pooper.
Anyway, on the subject of poop. Here's a dream I had:
I'm just standing there, minding my own business, when SUDDENLY my bowels start hurting. It's an intense pain, and before I can do anything about it SHLASHBLAMMO diarrhea is everywhere. My ass is a diarrhea fountain.
Then I wake up, realize that I have bad gas and then go back to sleep.
Next night:
I'm in some weird surrealist version of Des Moines, with rivers everywhere, bridges going into the rivers. Dolphins in the lakes, etc.
Anyway, I'm just hanging out, having Chinese food at this old Chinese food place I used to go to a lot and then I see it: A young, anime girl is standing there. She is talking to an older, not-anime gentlemen. He is saying "Hey, wanna see something cool?" and before she knows it she's on the ground being eaten by the not-anime gentleman's large cowbat (bat/cow combo)..
Then I wake up, write this idea down and move onto the next dream.
Next dream: Sean's "GIRLFRIEND" is over and yakking away about Sports and Glass shattering in her eyes. Her eyes are too far apart, and she can't see very well now that her eyes are hollow pits in her mulatto face.
THEN: NEXT NIGHT: I dream that Sean is standing in the doorway of my room, breathing heavily tossing a golden cube in his hand. I realize that it's that weird little puzzlebox from HELLRAISER! I say "NO SEAN DO NOT TOSS THAT! The CENOBITSE will come and get you!!" He just laughs "huh huh huh" and tosses it anyway. Next thing we know, the Chatterer is coming up behind him and sucks sean into a The Void. Sean returns and hour later saying he has blood in his BM and is going to play StarCraft and eat a Red Baron pizza or three.
NEXT NIGHT:
I'm in a classroom full of attractive young ladies. This girl is looking at me. I say "what are you looking at?" and she sayss:
"I'm admiring your beard"
"My beard?"
"Yes, your beard"
"I don't have a beard"
"Oh"
"Oh"
NEXT NIGHT: No dreams
NEXT NIGHT: Dreams of a talking dog. My old dog. She is talking to me. Really more of her barking and forming words with the barks. Like "RRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRR-R-R--RR--RRRRRFFFF----FFFFMMMMM----MMMY NAME IS DOG" etc.
I wake up, notice scratch marks on my arm. What is it from?
TONIGHT: I'll dream of a girl with seven eyes, arranged in star-like pattern. Possibly a reference to A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE.
Then, who knows??
Anyway, on the subject of poop. Here's a dream I had:
I'm just standing there, minding my own business, when SUDDENLY my bowels start hurting. It's an intense pain, and before I can do anything about it SHLASHBLAMMO diarrhea is everywhere. My ass is a diarrhea fountain.
Then I wake up, realize that I have bad gas and then go back to sleep.
Next night:
I'm in some weird surrealist version of Des Moines, with rivers everywhere, bridges going into the rivers. Dolphins in the lakes, etc.
Anyway, I'm just hanging out, having Chinese food at this old Chinese food place I used to go to a lot and then I see it: A young, anime girl is standing there. She is talking to an older, not-anime gentlemen. He is saying "Hey, wanna see something cool?" and before she knows it she's on the ground being eaten by the not-anime gentleman's large cowbat (bat/cow combo)..
Then I wake up, write this idea down and move onto the next dream.
Next dream: Sean's "GIRLFRIEND" is over and yakking away about Sports and Glass shattering in her eyes. Her eyes are too far apart, and she can't see very well now that her eyes are hollow pits in her mulatto face.
THEN: NEXT NIGHT: I dream that Sean is standing in the doorway of my room, breathing heavily tossing a golden cube in his hand. I realize that it's that weird little puzzlebox from HELLRAISER! I say "NO SEAN DO NOT TOSS THAT! The CENOBITSE will come and get you!!" He just laughs "huh huh huh" and tosses it anyway. Next thing we know, the Chatterer is coming up behind him and sucks sean into a The Void. Sean returns and hour later saying he has blood in his BM and is going to play StarCraft and eat a Red Baron pizza or three.
NEXT NIGHT:
I'm in a classroom full of attractive young ladies. This girl is looking at me. I say "what are you looking at?" and she sayss:
"I'm admiring your beard"
"My beard?"
"Yes, your beard"
"I don't have a beard"
"Oh"
"Oh"
NEXT NIGHT: No dreams
NEXT NIGHT: Dreams of a talking dog. My old dog. She is talking to me. Really more of her barking and forming words with the barks. Like "RRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRR-R-R--RR--RRRRRFFFF----FFFFMMMMM----MMMY NAME IS DOG" etc.
I wake up, notice scratch marks on my arm. What is it from?
TONIGHT: I'll dream of a girl with seven eyes, arranged in star-like pattern. Possibly a reference to A SONG OF ICE AND FIRE.
Then, who knows??