Saturday Night
Last night was like THE FUNNEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE: Me, Nina and Laura had a sleepover at Katherines house. It started out pretty normal, wrestling, Nina making fun of Brand New, Them hating her for it, and singing along to The Little Mermaid Sound track. Katherine did the best dance ever to "Poor Unfortunate Souls" I was crying from laughing. We were having wars over the bean bag and Katherine and Nina like killed each other. Laura layed down on the BIG COMFY chair and read this book. I think it was about Lesbians or something. The we went down to watch "Bring it on Agian" but we had to wait for her mom and Emily to finish watching "uptown girls". So we had a little juice party in the kitchen. We fianlly watched the movie and it was a huge disappointment. It was so bad, the only funny part was they said "bomb diggity" like every other word. Since the movie sucked we tryed throwing goldfish into each others mouths, but I was a failier, I didn't get it in once. So we had a tooth-water-fight. Katherine was the best, but I was the second best, and Nina, well she needed to use a straw. After that we went into the Basement and put the body bag on top of the matress so Little Katherine didn't get allergic. Then we rented Bruce Almighty on paper view, and tryed to fit all 4 of us in the bed. Laura fell asleep in a chair and looked like on of santas elves. Bruce was okay, kinda corny. Katherine was having some trouble down below, and kept yelling "Bombs Away" (maybe it was all those perogies). Our tummies started growling so after the movie we went upstairs and brushed our hair and brought Katherine's Brothers "specail salsa" and chips down to the basement and chowed, while we watched "punk'd". Laura was asleep and we felt like watching a scary movie so we rented "wrong turn" on pay per view (when i was little i thought it was paper view). It was so scary, about these mutated-caveman-canibal type fellows. They ate all these people in the woods, but in the end some Tarzan and Jane like charactors blow 'em up. But they don't even kiss which was very dissapointing. In the middle Laura woke up and Katherine was like "GO BACK TO SLEEP NOW!!!" The movie was so scary, there was alot of screaming and hand holding all around. After that we watched ghost ship, that was scary too and gory as hell. You see a lady get litterally "hooked" in the jaw. All the ghosts were so scary, and dead looking. There was this terrible little red head girl, so spooky. After the movie, because of popular demand i took out my contacts, and put them in a glass of water. But after that we did a remix to good night moon, and said goodnight to about everything in the world. And woke up Laura agian. Then Katherine was like its almost bombs away time agian, and Nina was like I have to "poot" (not sure what that one is from) so since i was sleeping in the middle they decided ti do it on me. So I spent the rest of the night smelling like fart. After she got out all her farts Katherine went to sleep, some how we started talking about roosters, Laura goes "my grampa had a rosster but he didn't cockle doodle, he warbled. We were dying over that for like 12 hours. Then we started doing snoring noises and saying that it was Kathrine, something that is only funy at 6 am or when your in 4th grade. Then Laura fell asleep and we were hearing aliens in Katherines hosue. I swear there was a UFO taking off. But then we saw the sun was up and we still couldn't sleep so we talked for another 12 hundred hours and then fell asleep at like 7:30 in the morning. AND THEN IT WAS 11 IN THE MORNING AND GUESS WHO'S POKING ME, SAY "NORA BOO WAKE UP" Then I waked up and so nina woke up everyone else and it was a beautiful day. THE END.