They stole my 4th of July Snow Cone!
I'm goin' to sing you all a nice little song:
I gots to wright me a presentation,
But all the people that I have to do it with are lazy pains in the ass,
Pains in my ass,
If I don't get the work,
I'll kick them in the junk,
Pledges are yellin' outside,
And throwing stuff aparently,
Doobie doobie deeeeee,
Mike, he gets bno sleep,
And I almost feel bad for him,
Almost.
Ok I can't do that anymore. I'll just sum up a few things through interperative dance.
*begins to dance*
*something about midterms, or midwives, he's not too good at this*
*Has to drive to Bangladesh on Thursday*
*wait, he's correcting himself...he's going to Baltimore*
*he needs to catch a plane to, to...I didn't get that part*
*ok he flipped me the bird*
*ohh he's going to California, sorry about that, continue*
*it's his grandma's 80th birthday*
*now he says he is tired, even though he hasn't watched the Daily Show*
Thank you for you time. I'd hug you all, but I'm covered in sweaty man ichor.
That's sick, I know, I said it.
I gots to wright me a presentation,
But all the people that I have to do it with are lazy pains in the ass,
Pains in my ass,
If I don't get the work,
I'll kick them in the junk,
Pledges are yellin' outside,
And throwing stuff aparently,
Doobie doobie deeeeee,
Mike, he gets bno sleep,
And I almost feel bad for him,
Almost.
Ok I can't do that anymore. I'll just sum up a few things through interperative dance.
*begins to dance*
*something about midterms, or midwives, he's not too good at this*
*Has to drive to Bangladesh on Thursday*
*wait, he's correcting himself...he's going to Baltimore*
*he needs to catch a plane to, to...I didn't get that part*
*ok he flipped me the bird*
*ohh he's going to California, sorry about that, continue*
*it's his grandma's 80th birthday*
*now he says he is tired, even though he hasn't watched the Daily Show*
Thank you for you time. I'd hug you all, but I'm covered in sweaty man ichor.
That's sick, I know, I said it.