[Sorting hat 19] -

[vertulpen]

[Heavily filtered to students]

Is there something wrong?  Some illness going around that none of you are telling your teachers about?  What's up.

[After all, he knows that nothing of his is missing, so he's wondering if maybe they've don't something else they shouldn't have.]

You should watch out for each other, you know.

[Nag nag nag.]

[Heavily

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[toothballs]

I thought you guys knew what was going on?

[vertulpen]

Just a matter of time, is all.

[toothballs]

Is that some kind of divination, professor?

[vertulpen]

. . . no. I don't do that.

[sigh.]

[toothballs]

Not even a little bit? You sure sound like you know what you mean.

[vertulpen]

Not even a little bit, Sana.

[toothballs]

Then maybe we can figure it out together! Like detectives!

[vertulpen]

. . .

[This would be where he makes a bad decision.]

If you want.

[toothballs]

Ace! What should we investigate first? Should I get out my detective's pipe?

[vertulpen]

Do you think it will help?

[toothballs]

Smoking makes you better at detecting, of course.

[vertulpen]

Then I'll bring mine too.

[Wrong kind of pipe.]

[toothballs]

Oh yeah, I forgot that you smoke sometimes. You must be a great detective! Tell me all about your cases while we work!

[vertulpen]

We'll have to do some legwork first.

[toothballs]

My legs are already super-strong, but okay! Jumping jacks!