CAMPING!

[thefreeborn]

Who: EVERYONE EVER
Open?: Yes
When: uh NOW UNTIL TOMORROW MORNING
Where: Edge of hell. Jk, the forest.

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[thenotmagician]

[And Zeke's already there, with marshmallows at the ready.

He is not missing out on s'mores, no siree. Stick in hand, he has several marshmallows stuck onto the end of it, shoved into the fire. They're better half-burned, anyway.]

[fallintheriver]

[Oh man, that smells delicious. Well, you know what Zeke? If Ezra can't have anything nice, neither can you. He'll be snatching that burning stick from you, now.]

[thenotmagician]

[And Zeke is just cooking his marshmallows doot dee doo and then---

his stick is gone

WAT

But there is Ezra. With his stick. And his glorious, melting, burning marhsmallows.]

Oi! Ezra. You do not steal another mans marshmallows.

[fallintheriver]

So these are marshmallows?

[He holds them close to his nose, sniffing them. ...Before blowing them out. Yeah, your snacks are still burning, Zeke.]

[thenotmagician]

[Pfffffft]

Yes, those are marshmallows.

Now give 'em back.

[fallintheriver]

Why should I?

[thenotmagician]

'Cause I wanna eat 'em.

[fallintheriver]

Maybe I want to eat them.

[thenotmagician]

Then do it.

[fallintheriver]

[He eyes the flaming marshmallows. And then Zeke. And then the marshmallows again.

And then he puts out the fire on the ground.]

[thenotmagician]

[EZRA.

EZRA HOW COULD YOU.

Do you see this face, Ezra? This is not a happy face.

Zeke abruptly stands up, steps closer to Ezra, and grabs his shirt.

B|]

[fallintheriver]

[Ezra tries to keep face, but it's hard. You got very intimidating very fast, Zeke. If he were an animal, (that is to say, if he were in his other form,) his ears would be pressed flat against his heard right now.

He's just gonna keep silent in an attempt to not piss you off further, okay?]

[thenotmagician]

[Too late for that, Ezra. Because now Zeke is dragging you off whether you like it or not.

Specifically, he's dragging Ezra over to the tents. And when he reaches one, he drops Ezra in front of its opening.]

Now. You're gonna stay there until you start behavin'. Don't leave this spot, y'hear? And I'll be back in ten minutes.

[fallintheriver]

[Ezra knows exactly what this is. This is some stupid punishment made for young children, but in the moment he's not really in a position to argue.

So he glowers, but otherwise sits obediently when he's set down.

Just don't count on him being here when you get back in ten minutes, because as soon as he sees your back turned, he'll be gone.]

[thenotmagician]

[And true to his word, Zeke comes back in exactly ten minutes.

Except Ezra isn't there.

DAMMIT EZRA.]

[bondedgryphon]

[And who should appear near the fireside but Vertiline's resident gryphon. She watches Zeke rather dubiously from a short distance away, watching the flaming bundle of fluff as Ezra snatches it.]

You burn it?

[Why do you guys burn everything?!]