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I have made and spent so much money in the last little while.
So much that....
See, I said, "so much," in a figurative sense, rather than a gramattically correct sense. Not that anyone cares about grammar, any more. Except Chelanna, and her Gramma cares about me, so it all comes full circle.
Anyways, I bought 50 episodes of The Avengers (the whole Emma Peel collection), the first (and, to date, only) season of Flight of the Conchords, three Blu-Ray movies (Across the Universe, The Departed, and Monty Python's Life of Brian), and...
a 42-inch LCD tv
add to that the sheer number of free DVD's given to me by the owners of the pawn shop where we filmed this week....
Steven Seagal is old, fat, and so full of himself that he can't spend longer than 20 minutes in a single vehicle, "necessitating," that he be flown in a helicopter from Vancouver to Maple Ridge. His arrival on set had to be announced, so that we would all, and I mean this in a literal sense, clear the way for him to walk without having to encounter anybody in any sense.
He actually said (out loud) that the set smelled like...well, I won't say what, but it's the same body part that he nicknamed his hairdresser with.
Although, quite frankly, if she gave him that hairstyle, maybe she is a fucking cunt.
Oops, I said it. Or, as Warren Ellis might say, I punctuated a sentence.
So much that....
See, I said, "so much," in a figurative sense, rather than a gramattically correct sense. Not that anyone cares about grammar, any more. Except Chelanna, and her Gramma cares about me, so it all comes full circle.
Anyways, I bought 50 episodes of The Avengers (the whole Emma Peel collection), the first (and, to date, only) season of Flight of the Conchords, three Blu-Ray movies (Across the Universe, The Departed, and Monty Python's Life of Brian), and...
a 42-inch LCD tv
add to that the sheer number of free DVD's given to me by the owners of the pawn shop where we filmed this week....
Steven Seagal is old, fat, and so full of himself that he can't spend longer than 20 minutes in a single vehicle, "necessitating," that he be flown in a helicopter from Vancouver to Maple Ridge. His arrival on set had to be announced, so that we would all, and I mean this in a literal sense, clear the way for him to walk without having to encounter anybody in any sense.
He actually said (out loud) that the set smelled like...well, I won't say what, but it's the same body part that he nicknamed his hairdresser with.
Although, quite frankly, if she gave him that hairstyle, maybe she is a fucking cunt.
Oops, I said it. Or, as Warren Ellis might say, I punctuated a sentence.