rudeness that is me

Jun 15, 2004 01:40

So, I'm driving home tonight....and the people that live on the end of the street....on the corner (obviously if they live on the end of the street).....have a broken sprinkler. The past 3 nights coming home, I've had to dodge its projectile spray into the street by veering over to the left and almost up the curb.

Well...tonight....it pissed me off.

So, I turn the corner, swerve like a madman to miss the spray of Phoenix sprinkler water death on my car (seriously, that shit will melt some motherfuckin metal)....and I decided...I have had *enough*. So....I pull over to the side of the street...take out my trusty notebook and pen. And write "GET YOUR GOD DAMNED SPRINKLER FIXED!" and ran and pasted it on their front door.

Seriously, people....I'm not trying to be rude...I just think someone should warn them before they get a nasty note from the homeowner's association. So...if you look at it...I'm being a *good* and *nice* neighbor.

oh, and then there's this thing...

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