Star Trek trip report: Who Mourns for Adonais?
Man, it must be so trippy being on the Enterprise. "Lalala, we're heading towards the nearst starbase - a big hand in space? A random dude who thinks he's Apollo? Whaaat?"
Aww, Scotty has a crush on Lieutenant Palamas <3
Oh god, why whenever weird dudes or things magically give girls pretty dresses, they're all like "oooh, prettiness!" instead of "wtf, creepers!"
Man, Scotty's getting pummelled. I hope the girl whose honor he's protecting is worth it.
Oh shit, our gods were actually just aliens!
Ugggh. Listen, space girls: dudes with greater powers than you are really bad news! All of them! Especially the ones with power over matter! Ones who like to play Napoleonic era games, ones who think they're Apollo, ones who were genetically engineered and escaped from fucking prison, all of them are bad news! He's gonna turn you into a tree cause (hopefully), you won't fuck him!
Of course, she just kissed him, so what to I know?
God, I need to get through the episodes where they made Chekov wear those stupid fucking wigs.
Scotty, you're not really learning very well, are you?
FORCE CHOKE! Or would that be OLYMPIC POWER CHOKE!
Alice in Wonderland was written in Russia.
Yaaay future science! I don't know why I love this stuff, but I do.
Hahaha, even Kirk is sick of her shit. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM.
Oh shiiit. You threatened Kirk's ship, man! Now you're fucked.
God, I feel like this woman is almost as bad as Marla McGivers. *sigh* At least Apollo doesn't seem to be emotionally abusive to her...
YOU DUMB BITCH WHY DID YOU KISS HIM AND MESS WITH HIM. AND YOU LOVE HIM?
You broke Scotty's heart; why the fuck should you care any about Apollo's?
STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIM JESUS CHRIST
Okay, I kinda forgive her for how she's smacking him down. "lol you were only an experiment all along" She's definitely not nearly as bad as McGivers.
Aww, Scotty has a crush on Lieutenant Palamas <3
Oh god, why whenever weird dudes or things magically give girls pretty dresses, they're all like "oooh, prettiness!" instead of "wtf, creepers!"
Man, Scotty's getting pummelled. I hope the girl whose honor he's protecting is worth it.
Oh shit, our gods were actually just aliens!
Ugggh. Listen, space girls: dudes with greater powers than you are really bad news! All of them! Especially the ones with power over matter! Ones who like to play Napoleonic era games, ones who think they're Apollo, ones who were genetically engineered and escaped from fucking prison, all of them are bad news! He's gonna turn you into a tree cause (hopefully), you won't fuck him!
Of course, she just kissed him, so what to I know?
God, I need to get through the episodes where they made Chekov wear those stupid fucking wigs.
Scotty, you're not really learning very well, are you?
FORCE CHOKE! Or would that be OLYMPIC POWER CHOKE!
Alice in Wonderland was written in Russia.
Yaaay future science! I don't know why I love this stuff, but I do.
Hahaha, even Kirk is sick of her shit. GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM.
Oh shiiit. You threatened Kirk's ship, man! Now you're fucked.
God, I feel like this woman is almost as bad as Marla McGivers. *sigh* At least Apollo doesn't seem to be emotionally abusive to her...
YOU DUMB BITCH WHY DID YOU KISS HIM AND MESS WITH HIM. AND YOU LOVE HIM?
You broke Scotty's heart; why the fuck should you care any about Apollo's?
STOP MAKING OUT WITH HIM JESUS CHRIST
Okay, I kinda forgive her for how she's smacking him down. "lol you were only an experiment all along" She's definitely not nearly as bad as McGivers.