This Post May Contain Thighs

[vertelemming]

So, um. Today I watched the Tour de France for the first time, babbling at crimsonquills as we watched. To fully express how interesting the stage was, I shall now do my best Keanu Reeves impression.

Whoooooohmyfuckinggodwhatthehellwasthatwantmorenow!

...

*Cough*

I think my impression needs a little work.