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[scorchedmark]

[ seated so fucking bad-assedly on top of the blue teams new battle tank. guys it's so beautiful, isn't it? sparkling in the sunlight. it's new, spanking, flawless metallic coating. wheels that could crush redteam loli heads and shota legs. so gorgeous i could cry. :') ]

The rate this competition's going, looks like we'll all be back home in no

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[carterista]

*staring so intense
ly.*

*you just wait blue team gareki's gonna rip that fucking tank apart you don't even know*

[scorchedmark]

[yeah ok bb]

[lookatdatfinemetallicass]

[walking away in that
tutu.]

[carterista]

*FeELS TANK*

Mind if I

sit in it?

[scorchedmark]

[that's a bit kinky gareki.]

You like her that much?

[carterista]

*LMFAo just seethinG*

Yeah. Sure.

So can I or what?

[scorchedmark]

Only if you empty your pockets and swear to no funny business.

Wouldn't want foul-play on my own turf.

[carterista]

...Just my pants, right? I'm clean.

And trust me, my business isn't funny. Not to you, anyway.

[scorchedmark]

I'll let you ride on the side for a bit. How's that, kid?

[carterista]

*face twitch*

Yeah, that's... great.

[scorchedmark]

[how'sthatbelittlementsuitingyou]

[slides into the tank]
[jerks her thumb over to the side of it so gareki can hop on]

[carterista]

*plops down

not feeling this*

[scorchedmark]

[TURNS THE IGNITION KEY ON LET'S HAVE SOME FUN THIS BEAT IS SICK
I WANNA TAKE A RIDE ON YOUR BASE TANK SHIFT]

[carterista]

*sitting on metal his ass hurts*

[firingmaincanon]

*engine starts up*

Hello, and thank you for activating the M808V Main Battle tank. You may call me Sheila.

[scorchedmark]

[well then i wasn't expecting a tank that was capable of having conversational skills. ok. how did fang know she was going to be a she HOW DID SHE KNOW]

Well then! What do you know, she talks.

[fang looks down at the dashboard and pats the side of it absently]

Welcome to the Blue Team, Sheila.

[carterista]

...Weird.

Does this thing know how to move or what?