Because obviously what this place needs is more senseless violence.

[kickstoohigh]

[Hey, you. Yeah, you. The person innocently walking down the street, minding your own business. Just so you're aware, there is currently a flying kick coming right at your head.]

HWOOOAAAWWWH!!

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[dynamiccooking]

[And FLIP OUTTA THE WAY!]

Oye, amiga, watch where you're throwing those lethal legs!

[kickstoohigh]

[She does not exit her fighting stance as she lands.]

Are you the one who kidnapped me?!

[dynamiccooking]

Kidnapped?! No, I don't do any kidnappings--

Senorita Jam! What do you mean, kidnapped? You've been here all along!

[kickstoohigh]

[That makes her pause momentarily. Then:]

Don't lie to me! If you know my name, that means you must be him!

[And...more kicking.]

[dynamiccooking]

[More dodging flips and a look of confusion.]

As honest as the mask on my face, I did no such thing! I'm as trapped here as you are!

Do you not remember the Thanksgiving dinner we cooked together?!

[kickstoohigh]

Do you think your stories are going to confuse me? I've never seen you before in my life!