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[gogomonkeygirl]

[There's a monkey girl flying around on a cloud, holding a red bo staff. She seems to be searching for something, or probably trying to get a bearing.]

Where did I wind up now...? This doesn't look like the right place at all! Geez, and I'm hungry now, too!

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[simple_rating]

... Am I seriously seeing this? Monkey thing flying on a cloud with a red bo? Seriously?

Now I've seen everything.

[gogomonkeygirl]

Oh, then have you seen a pirate ship captained by a woman with an eyepatch around here anywhere? I think I got turned around somewhere!

[Sonson floats down on her cloud, laying on her stomach with her legs kicking back and forth and her head propped on her elbows, grinning.]

Surely the Great Sage Who's Seen Everything should be able to point me in the right direction~!

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[simple_rating]

Great Sage, huh? Well, if the legendary Son Goku can call me tha-...

...

[simple_rating]

... You're a girl?!

[gogomonkeygirl]

[Sonson blinks a few times, then turns red and hops to her feet, huffing.]

Of course I'm a girl! Isn't it obvious!? I thought you said you'd seen everything! And it's Sonson!

[simple_rating]

No way! There's no way! Son Goku is a BOY!

[gogomonkeygirl]

I am a girl! See?

[She raises her shirt defiantly]

[simple_rating]

I WASN'T ASKING FOR A SHOW! Put your clothes back on, commoner!

I'm saying that you're not Son Goku! You're an impostor!

[gogomonkeygirl]

[She sticks her tongue out as she puts her shirt back down.]

My name is Sonson, granddaughter of the Great and Handsome Monkey Hero Sonson! I'm no impostor!

[simple_rating]

Then that must be the real Son Goku. You must be some pretender to the legend.

[gogomonkeygirl]

I told you, he's my grandpa! I'm no pretender, you fake sage! I'll prove it to you, too!

[She's more than angry enough, so she huffs up, and transforms herself into her giant monkey form, red glowing eyes and everything]

[simple_rating]

...

Wow that's....

I wouldn't change your normal look, lady. You won't be getting any boys like this.

[gogomonkeygirl]

[She transforms back, stamping her foot angrily.]

Cheee-! You're a really rude girl! Are you even really a girl!?

[simple_rating]

-Karin raises her hand to her cheek, turning her face to the side as she laughs.-

OH HO HO HO! Leave it to a simpleton to not recognize true beauty and grace when she sees it!

[gogomonkeygirl]

[Sonson's determined to see for herself, so she's already stamping over to grab at Karin's skirt]

[simple_rating]

W- WHAT THE HELL!?

-And Karin fights her off as much as she can.-