Jun 16, 2006 13:07
For some reason, that I just can't explain, I want to go explore Chile. The Andes call to me. Easter Island calls to me. Chilean senoritas call to me, maybe not but it never hurts to wish. Glaciers, mountains, hills, oceans, a desert, inexplicable islands, and the artic is but a breath away. Seriously what is not to like about Chile. I know some of you would say Africa is better (cradle of life and all that jazz), but honestly fuck Africa. Chile rules and I totally veto anyone’s right to like Africa more than Chile. Yes I know that Africa has a large amount of nations that compose it, that it is a continent, and that human life and civilization started there. Even with all this history, the one lone country of Chile still kicks Africa’s ass. Look I'm not saying Africa is a bad place, but you won't see any capybaras or vicunas (I don't even know what a vicuna is but it looks a lot like a llama, and it’s endangered to boot) and they have flamingos in Chile too. Sure they don't have Crocodiles and Hippos, but that's a good thing those fuckers are dangers.
So my conclusion is if Chile and Africa got into a fight, Chile would totally kick the shit out of Africa.
Seriously though I really do like the idea of going to Chile, it just sounds right to me. Hmmm, maybe I'll move there.