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Jul 12, 2004 15:08

and for today...

bathing suit shopping

oh the horror of five seconds before a pool party realizing you left the top to the only bathing suit you like up in new hampshire
so what do you do
you resort to a less appealing but still nice bathing suit that your mother bought for you last year you know the one that is great except for the lovly bright orange design that can only be found on 3 year olds and 80 year olds well except for the beif time in the early ninties when ugly and atrousius designs were in
but wait in the time that you have avoid the unappealing flash back of a bathing suit you grew out if it

... conculsion ....

i hate bathing suit shopping
i hate bathing suits
i hate bathing... strike that i hate suits i like bathing

i don't understand why

i just want to go swimming fully dressed
or completly naked ...

i really don't see the problem here
but my mom keeps mentioning something about laws against public exposure and extreme amounts of extra laundry

but i think shes just making excuses
since if we go swimming fully dressed we could do laundry that way and if we went swimming naked we would in fact have much less laundry actually if we went around naked all the time there would be no laundry

i guess i could compromise for going swimming in underwear
they are much more comfortable in the water than most think as well they always fit better

oh well she is paying so i guess i can face the public humiliation ... okay so not so much public but i do have to deal with my mothers laughing outside the changing room while i am inside attempting to keep my dignity when i am falling over every five seconds

they just don't make those rooms big enough for the balance impaired
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