Bjursta Legacy: Generation 2.3
Previously on "The Bjurstas":
The Bjursta legacy got back on air! Vika and his girlfriend Jill moved into the legacy house, where Jill in particular wasn't welcomed very well by Vika's mother Beverly. Faces were lost, hair became brown all of a sudden and Vika had his first day at work in the law enforcement. Also pizza was eaten secretly.
Jill: Oops! :D
Gundam/Transformer action figure: I told you to use protection!
Bjørn: Could you please lift your feet, Beverly?
Beverly: No. :)
Beverly: Have you seen Vika's little girlfriend today?
Bjørn: What was her name again ... ?
Beverly: I don't know. Doesn't matter.
Beverly: Her belly. Have you seen it?
Bjørn: Belly? Hej, is that new nail polish?
Beverly: Bjørn, concentrate! I think we'll be having a grandchild very soon.
Bjørn: A grandchild? Huh? Where--
Bjørn: Ooooh! Now I get it!
Beverly: Exactly.
Bjørn: So were going to be grandparents.
Beverly: Yes.
Beverly: And Vika is going to be a father!
Bjørn: (grunts)
Guy: Hey, you! Any idea where the northpole is?
Vika: Hej Jellybean! You look stuffed today. :)
Jill: I pretend I didn't hear that.
Vika: Okay.
Jill: I'm pregnant.
Vika: You--
Vika: Uhm--
Vika: With a baby?
Jill: Of course with a baby. With your baby.
Beverly: I knew it.
Sven, their first dog, is back!
Sven: Hi! It feels good to be the family dog aga--
Sven: Hej, who is this lightly dressed--
Gretchen: Waaaaait a minute ... !
Gretchen: How dare you! I am the family dog!
Sven: What did you say? Sorry, I had a paw in my ear.
Bjørn: Yay, Vladimir sent me a cow on farmville!
Vika: My foot hurts! :(
Jill: Can I talk to you for a second?
Vika: Uh, sure. Ouch.
Jill: You know, I was thinking ...
Jill: When the baby's here and everything ...
Vika: Yeah?
Jill: That we could maybe get an own apartment (far away from your mother) ...
Vika: But Jafar--
Jill: Jill.
Vika: Jellybean, don't you see ...
Vika: ... what a great place this is? Look at it!
Jill: But--
Vika: Look at it!
Beverly: Something's fishy.
Beverly: (hides behind tree)
Jill: Mrs. Bjursta!
Beverly: Dang, she found me.
Jill: Mrs. Bjursta, I was just taking a walk with Gretchen and thought about something.
Beverly: Yeah?
Jill: Well, we had a bad start and everything ...
Jill: ... but I'm becoming a mommy now ...
Jill: ... and you and Mr. Bjursta will be wonderful greatparents!
Jill: So I thought we should start new and become a real family! What do you say?
Beverly: Well ...
Beverly: Let me touch your belly then!
Jill: Heyheyhey!
Jill: Get your hands off me, you stupid old bit--
Jill: ... uhm, no, I mean ...
Jill: You wonderful birdlike person! Haha, I was just joking, haha. Just like good friends do, haha ...
Beverly: Forget it.
Jill: Damnit.
Vika: Oh no, I broke the bathtub!
Jill: Vika, hug me.
Vika: Oh, Jelly, it's alright. We will repair the bathtub again!
Jill: No, Vika. I've just said something terrible to your mother.
Vika: It's okay if you don't like her food. She'll get over it.
Jill: No, I've called her ... a b*tch.
Vika: Oh.
Vika: Well, you better call the police then.
Jill: What?
Vika: I have to go to work now.
Vika: Good luck.
Jill: Vika?
Gardener: Ouchouch! Hailstones!
Gradener: (continues watering)
Later that day, Bjørn invited Persika.
Which seemingly collided with the "welcome wagon"
Persika: Hej Sven! You're back!
Bjørn: Nice to meet you, daughter.
Persika: Nice to meet you too, daddy.
Lars (background): What a cold greating between family members.
Apple (background): That's so shocking!
Bjørn: Huh?
Sven: I was noticed!
Beverly: So what's wrong with your hair? Did you get out of bed just now?
Persika: Mooooohooom? Nowadays people are wearing their hair like that!
Knut: Señorita, it fits you perfectly!
Knut: Just perfectly.
Persika: Thank you.
Beverly: Oh, I'm sorry, does your criminal boyfriend wants you to look like you're homeless?
Persika: Mohoooom, would you stop?!
Persika: You know that he isn't robbing houses anymore!
Persika: He has just joined the Criminal career track!
Persika: If you want to apologize, I'll be waiting outside.
Vika's co-worker: Is that your sister?
Vika: Yep.
Co-worker: Hot.
Vika: Yeee-- I don't know.
Jill: Persika, it's me!
Persika: Jill!
Persika: How are you doing?
Persika: Oh, I see.
Persika: That's an impressive belly.
Persika: Vika, who's your nice co-worker?
Co-worker: Hi! I'm a policeman! :D
Sven: Oops, didn't mean to do that.
Sven: I'm sorry!
(You can see Vika witnessing the birth from outside)
Welcome, Vilma! She's a 2/9/4/8/9.
Bjørn: Baaaaaaaaby!
Jill: Excuse me, I'm tired.
Beverly: Baby?
Vika: Baby?
Bjørn: Baby!
Beverly: Baby!
Vika: Baby?
Bjørn: Baby.
Vika: Ah, baby!
Vika: Awesome.
Vika: It's my baby!
Bjørn: Baby?
Vika: So what am I supposed to do with you now?
Vika: Here, dad, I think you know better.
Bjørn. It's easy. You just entertain them by--
Bjørn: Ahhh! She's puking all over me!
Bjørn: See? It's easy.
Bjørn: Here, you can have her.
Beverly: Oh, how nice.
Beverly: It's your baby. You take care.
Beverly: I'm serious. I won't do a thing.
Vika: But--
Vika: Hej Knut! You got a little sister!
Jill: ... and then I-- (throws dog-food)
Beverly: Ah, my eye!
Jill: Oh my god, I'm so sorry!
Vika: Jill, what have you done? Now we are all going to die.
DUM-DUM-DUMMMMM.
Will Jill and the Bjurstas (what a cool name for a band!) survive Beverly's anger about dog-food in her eye? And if yes, how will Vilma turn out? Will Vika and Jill make good parents? And where is Vladimir? Stay tuned, and thanks for reading!