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'OI, MANUEL! A BIT LESS RACISM AND A BIT MORE SERVICE, IF YOU DON'T MIND'
BRITAIN was united in outrage last night after formula one ace Lewis Hamilton was racially abused by the Spanish, of all people.
Hamilton said he was disappointed by the fans' reaction, adding that he loved Spain even though the service was often slow and greasy.
Foreign secretary David Milliband has written to the mayor of Barcelona demanding an apology, a pint of Grolsch and the mixed grill.
"And, I'd like it today, if that's alright," he said. "Pronto, know what I mean? Not fuckin' mañana."
He added: "Are you ever going to finish that fuckin' cathedral, you lazy shits? Looks like it was built by the fuckin' Irish anyway."
Там еще много прекрасного, как всегда. Например:
WOMEN who wear high heels have poor sex lives because they only attract men who are premature ejaculating foot fetishists, a new study reveals.
Самое смешное, что вот тут fake news гораздо умнее обычных. Сдается мне, что в стандартных не было бы причинно-следственной связки и было бы только про "WOMEN who wear high heels have poor sex lives".
BRITAIN was united in outrage last night after formula one ace Lewis Hamilton was racially abused by the Spanish, of all people.
Hamilton said he was disappointed by the fans' reaction, adding that he loved Spain even though the service was often slow and greasy.
Foreign secretary David Milliband has written to the mayor of Barcelona demanding an apology, a pint of Grolsch and the mixed grill.
"And, I'd like it today, if that's alright," he said. "Pronto, know what I mean? Not fuckin' mañana."
He added: "Are you ever going to finish that fuckin' cathedral, you lazy shits? Looks like it was built by the fuckin' Irish anyway."
Там еще много прекрасного, как всегда. Например:
WOMEN who wear high heels have poor sex lives because they only attract men who are premature ejaculating foot fetishists, a new study reveals.
Самое смешное, что вот тут fake news гораздо умнее обычных. Сдается мне, что в стандартных не было бы причинно-следственной связки и было бы только про "WOMEN who wear high heels have poor sex lives".