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Well this has been one of those weeks that keeps getting worse and worse. Seriously I think I'm cursed!
Let's take wednesday for example...the most embarrassing day of my life!!! I have certain health issues. They are annoying but usually managable. Wednesday I had a clonic seizure in the grocery store where I proceeded to piss myself. Yes this is true, I pissed myself in my local grocery store where I know EVERYBODY!!! To make matters even worse my boyfriend got in a fight with some chick in the bakery that was trying to call an ambulence (for someone with no health insurance an ambulence ride is very expensive and there is no need to call an ambulence for a seizure!!!)
As I write this I am now searching for a new place to live because I am too embarrassed to be seen out in my town. I am also in search of a new boyfriend because I am overly embarrassed that I had to sit on a plastic bag while he drove me home so I didn't get pee...yes, that's right, PEE on his car seat!!! (Actually I think he's definately a keeper!)
Oh shit Rehnquist died. WE ARE FUCKED WE ARE FUCKED WE ARE FUCKED!!!!