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kIll jUdo
(the lOnely ninJa)
by: lindsay hack for me!!!(with original spelling)
Once upon a dark and stormy night, a ninja was lurking in the dark streest of (some chineese suburb). he was acctually phillipino, but that doesnt matter .......
He stealthily approached a solitary mansion on Achoo street. he leaped from shadow to shadow like a squirell leaps from tree to tree, and even alley cats and dogs do not notice his presense. this man was KILLJUDO ; the almost close to being famous to some people ninja, whose bite was deadlier than his bark.
He crept in through a carelessly left open window into the bedroom of his adversary, a rich fat man known as BooBoo. B.B. , who was sleeping peacefully, had a fluffy somthing tucked under his arm. he was even sucking his thumb!!!! (lets not go there rachel)
"Fatty nincompoop" thought Killjudo. "he is no more than an overgrown baby! i will smite him - " but before he could reach the bed, his baggy black ninja clothes got caught on somthing pointy sticking out of the wall.
" DOH! " he yelled, giving away his position. B.B. leaped from his slumber with suprising agility for an old fat man, and kicked Killjudo in the jaw.
" WHAM !"
IM getting tired, cause its 9:33 and im a lame-0, so i'll write you the rest tomarrow.