Daughter's cooking skills.
I was sort of half watching a cookery programme on TV and it reminded me of some of my daughters cooking disasters. It's fair to say that she's not a natural in the kitchen. She lined my grill pan with grease proof paper because she couldn't find the foil. She tried to fry eggs in lime juice cordial because she thought it was oil. Three times. She tried to boil something on the hob in my Pyrex glass jug because it said -heatproof-on it.! Oh dear!